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(SVIRA POP GLAZBA)

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(PJESMA SVIRA NA HINDI)

3
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(VJETAR ŠUŠI)

4
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Nekako sam usamljen ovdje.

5
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(MURMLJANJE)
Da, mala pomoć.

6
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U redu, hm, samo, moram nastaviti
moje ruke na volanu.

7
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(NASTAVLJA GRCATI)

8
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oprostite Vau!

9
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(SMIJE SE) Ah, Dopinder.

10
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Bazen. Mrtav.

11
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Hmm, lijepo.

12
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DOPINDER:
Dobro miriše, zar ne?

13
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Ne Daffodil Daydream.
djevojka.

14
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Ah, da. Gita.

15
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Hmm.
Baš je ljupka.

16
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Natjerala bi me
vrlo prijatna supruga.

17
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Ali, ovaj...

18
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Gitino srce je ukradeno
od mog bratića Bandhua.

19
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On je kao nečastan
kako je privlačan.

20
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Dopinder, počinjem razmišljati

21
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postoji razlog
Danas sam u ovom taksiju.

22
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Da, gospodine, tražili ste to,
sjećaš se?

23
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Ne, moj vitki smeđi prijatelju.
Ljubav je lijepa stvar.

24
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Kad ga nađeš,
cijeli svijet

25
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ima okus kao Daffodil Daydream.

26
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(DOPINDER GONŽI)

27
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Dakle, moraš se držati ljubavi...

28
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...tijesno!
Ah.

29
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I nikada ne pustiti.

30
00:04:03,512 --> 00:04:04,978
Nemoj napraviti
iste greške koje sam ja napravio.

31
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kužiš
Da.

32
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Ili kuša cijeli svijet
kao mama June nakon vruće joge.

33
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(MUCA) Gospodine, što znači
Kakav je okus Miss Mama June?

34
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Kao dvije skitnice koje se jebu u cipeli
ispunjeno pišaćom. U redu, dosta.

35
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Mogu cijeli dan, Dopinder.
Poanta je da je to loše!

36
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Hmm, loše je.

37
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Uh, zašto fensi
crveno odijelo, g. Pool?

38
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Oh, to je zato
Božić je, Dopinder.

39
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I jurim nekoga
na mojoj listi zločestih.

40
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Čekam godinu dana,
tri tjedna...

41
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šest dana i, oh...

42
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14 minuta da ga natjeram da se popravi
što mi je učinio.

43
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I što je napravio
vama, g. Pool?

44
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ovo sranje...

45
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Boo!

46
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(ZVIJENJE NOŽEVA SJEKALICE)

47
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(UZDASI)

48
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Neće razočarati.

49
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Bolje da nisu.

50
00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:08,875
I što o tome
isporuka sljedeći mjesec?

51
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Neće ga biti.

52
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Nisi jedina
s ratom za pobjedu.

53
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To ne može.

54
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Vidite, imali smo
ovaj mali poremećaj

55
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u naš opskrbni lanac...

56
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(GUŠENJE)

57
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Cijenili bismo vaše strpljenje.

58
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U redu.

59
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Isporučit ćemo u cijelosti
sljedeći mjesec.

60
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(DAHĆUĆI)

61
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Zadovoljstvo raditi
poslovati s tobom.

62
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Jebeni mutant.

63
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(BRUTNJA MOTORA)

64
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Oh, sranje!

65
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Zaboravio sam torbu sa streljivom.

66
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Hoćemo li se vratiti?

67
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Ne, nema vremena.

68
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Jebi ga. Shvatio sam ovo.

69
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9, 10, 11, 12 metaka,
ili poprsje.

70
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Upravo ovdje!
(GUNCA)

71
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(ŠKRIPA GUMA)

72
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To je, uh, 27,50 dolara.

73
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Ja... nikad ne nosim novčanik
kad radim.

74
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Uništava linije
mog odijela.

75
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Oh.
Ali, uh,

76
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kako bi bilo
čistu peticu?

77
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U redu.

78
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Sretan Božić.

79
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I druželjubivi utorak
u travnju i tebi, Pool!

80
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<i>♪ Hej, da
Želim pucati, dušo</i>

81
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(WADE PJEVA)
<i>♪ Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop</i>

82
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<i>♪ Shoop ba-doop,
ba-doop, ba-doop</i>

83
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<i>♪ Spakirali ste se i jeste
složen 'posebno straga</i>

84
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<i>♪ Brate, želim ti se zahvaliti
majku za takvu guzicu</i>

85
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<i>♪ Mogu li dobiti krumpiriće
s tom drhtaj-tresi sisom?</i>

86
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<i>♪ Kad bi pogled mogao ubiti
bio bi uzi</i>

87
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<i>♪ Ti si sačmarica, bang! ♪</i>

88
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Što... Oh!

89
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Oh, zdravo. Znam, zar ne?

90
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Čija muda
jesam li se morala maziti

91
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da dobijem svoj vlastiti film?

92
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ne mogu ti reći,

93
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ali se rimuje
s "Polverinom".

94
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I da ti kažem,

95
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on ima lijep par
glatki kriminalci dolje ispod.

96
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U svakom slučaju, imam gdje biti,
lice koje treba popraviti i, oh...

97
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Zločesti za ubiti.

98
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(POP GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU)

99
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Maksimalni napor.

100
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(STENJE)

101
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(groktanje)

102
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WADE: Pogođen pijetao.

103
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(VRIŠTANJE)

104
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(PORUGLJIVO) Ha!

105
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(GUNCA)

106
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Bogata korintska koža.

107
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WADE: Tražim Francisa!

108
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Jeste li vidjeli ovog čovjeka?
(STENJE)

109
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jao jao jao jao
(MIJANJE RADIO POSTAJA)

110
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WADE: Au. jao

111
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Jenki, jenki!

112
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(PUCANJA)
(VRIŠI)

113
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(PUCNJAKA IZ MITRALJEZA)

114
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(WADE DAHĆE)
(STENJE)

115
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(VRIŠI)

116
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(ČOVJEK STENJE)
(AUTO UBRZAVA)

117
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(groktanje)

118
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(ŠKRIPA GUMA)

119
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(NASTAVLJA GRCATI)

120
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(VRIŠTANJE)

121
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(PRIGUŠENI VRISK)

122
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WADE: Nikad ovo nisam rekao,
ali nemoj progutati.

123
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(ČOVJEK STENJE)

124
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(PIJELOVI PIŠTOLJA)

125
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(GUNCA)

126
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sranje

127
00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:53,566
Jesam li ostavio upaljen štednjak?

128
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(TUPCI)

129
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(ŠKRIPA GUMA)

130
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REPORTER: <i>A sada udarne vijesti.</i>

131
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,954
<i>Sudar više automobila
okrenuo ispaljene hice</i>

132
00:09:14,956 --> 00:09:16,856
<i>na međugradskoj autocesti
jutros.</i>

133
00:09:16,858 --> 00:09:19,091
<i>Zastoj se zadržao
policija s mjesta događaja.</i>

134
00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:21,561
<i>Savjetujemo stanovnike
da ostanu u svojim domovima.</i>

135
00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:23,229
<i>Napadač
izgleda da je naoružan,</i>

136
00:09:23,231 --> 00:09:24,831
<i>opasan i nosiv...</i>

137
00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:26,265
<i>crveno odijelo.</i>
Crveno odijelo.

138
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Deadpool.

139
00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:31,838
Negasonic!
Dođi, imamo misiju.

140
00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,273
NEGASONIČNA TINEJDŽERSKA BOJNA GLAVA:
Kolose, čekaj.

141
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:37,610
Dao sam Deadpoolu
svaka prilika da nam se pridružite...

142
00:09:37,612 --> 00:09:39,979
ali on bi radije
ponašaj se kao dijete.

143
00:09:39,981 --> 00:09:42,348
Teško naoružano dijete.

144
00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:46,252
Kad će narasti pa ćemo vidjeti
prednosti postajanja X-Man?

145
00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,387
Koje pogodnosti?
Odgovarajuće kombinezone?

146
00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,289
Kuća koja diže u zrak
svakih nekoliko godina?

147
00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,390
Molim.

148
00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:54,293
Dizanje kuće u zrak
gradi karakter.

149
00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:56,229
Pojeo si doručak, da?

150
00:09:56,231 --> 00:09:59,365
Doručak je većina
važan obrok dana.

151
00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:03,636
Evo, proteinska pločica.
Dobro za kosti.

152
00:10:03,638 --> 00:10:06,305
Deadpool bi mogao pokušati
da slomim tvoju.

153
00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:07,907
(TUTNJA MLAZNIH MOTORA)

154
00:10:13,548 --> 00:10:14,647
(LJUDI GALAČE)

155
00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:16,115
ČOVJEK: Makni se s puta!

156
00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,477
(NERAZGODINJENO VIKANJE
I VRIŠTANJE)

157
00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:35,034
WADE: Hej! Vau!
(PUCNJAKA)

158
00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:36,335
(ŽENA VRISTI)

159
00:10:46,114 --> 00:10:47,613
WADE: Čekaj!

160
00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,916
Možda se pitate,
"Zašto crveno odijelo?"

161
00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:51,951
Pa, to je tako loše momci
ne vidi me kako krvarim.

162
00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,420
Ovaj tip ima pravu ideju.

163
00:10:54,422 --> 00:10:55,955
Nosio je smeđe hlače.

164
00:10:56,457 --> 00:10:57,657
(PUCNJAKA)

165
00:10:57,659 --> 00:11:00,026
dobro!
Imam samo 12 metaka...

166
00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,594
pa ćeš
moram podijeliti!

167
00:11:01,596 --> 00:11:03,496
Odbrojimo ih.

168
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:05,464
(PUCNJAKA)

169
00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,270
(STENJANJE)

170
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,506
(PALJBA SE NASTAVLJA)

171
00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:19,045
(STENJE)

172
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,180
(ŠKRIPA GUMA)

173
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:24,083
sranje

174
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,688
Mama ti jebem!

175
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:31,190
10! Sranje!

176
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:32,725
Devet. Jebati.

177
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,327
Osam.

178
00:11:34,329 --> 00:11:35,394
Sranje!

179
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:36,462
(GUNCA)

180
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,366
Loši Deadpool.

181
00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:44,070
sedam.
Dobar Deadpool.

182
00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,171
(METCI SE RIKOŠETU)

183
00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:56,749
(PIJELOVI PIŠTOLJA)

184
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,017
Oh!

185
00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:04,156
(GUNCA)

186
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,493
(ŠKLOKADA PIŠTOLJA)

187
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,934
Netko se ne broji. Šest.
(STENJE)

188
00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:19,739
(PUCNJAKA)

189
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,541
(EKSPLODIRA)

190
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,414
(GOVORI ŠPANJOLSKI)

191
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,016
(PUCNJAKA IZ MITRALJEZA)
Oh!

192
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,256
(STENJE) Četiri...

193
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,324
(PUCANJA)
(STENJE)

194
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,159
Imam te.

195
00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:41,594
(GUNCA)

196
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,095
Pravo uz glavnu ulicu.

197
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,134
Tri, dva!

198
00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:50,102
glupane! Isplati se.

199
00:12:50,638 --> 00:12:52,038
(NASTAVLJA SE PUCNJAVA)

200
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:04,717
(PUCANJA)

201
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:06,552
(SVE STENJE)

202
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,320
(KLIKOVI)

203
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,093
(NJUŠKA)

204
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,294
Ah!

205
00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:18,431
Večeras se diram.

206
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,633
Franjo!

207
00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:22,101
Franjo...

208
00:13:23,805 --> 00:13:26,238
Koji sranje-biskvit!

209
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,074
Gdje si,
Franjo?

210
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:29,775
(STENJANJE)

211
00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:33,612
(GLASNO STENJE)

212
00:13:36,784 --> 00:13:38,084
Ti nisi Franjo.

213
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,461
Stvarno?
Zasukati rukave?

214
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:54,834
(STENJE)

215
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,272
WADE: <i>Jesi
vjerojatno razmišljam,</i>

216
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,208
<i>"Moj dečko je rekao
ovo je bio film o superjunaku...</i>

217
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,676
<i>"ali onaj tip u crvenom odijelu
upravo okrenut</i>

218
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,212
<i>"onaj drugi tip
u jebeni kabab!"</i>

219
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:10,783
<i>Pa, možda sam super,
ali ja nisam heroj.</i>

220
00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:13,152
<i>I da, tehnički,
ovo je ubojstvo.</i>

221
00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:15,421
<i>Ali neke od najboljih ljubavi
priče počinju s ubojstvom.</i>

222
00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:18,491
<i>I to je točno
što je ovo, ljubavna priča.</i>

223
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:19,859
<i>I da to ispravno kažem...</i>

224
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:22,261
<i>Moram te odvesti natrag
mnogo prije</i>

225
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:25,698
<i>Stisnuo sam ovo dupe
u crveni spandex.</i>

226
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,434
TRGOVAC: Gle, hoće li pomoći
ako ti usporim?

227
00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:30,803
Nisam naručio pizzu.

228
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:34,740
Je li ovo 7348 Red Ledge Drive?
Jeste li vi gospodin trgovac?

229
00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:38,244
Da, gospodin trgovac koji
nisam naručio jebenu pitu!

230
00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,411
Tko je onda uputio poziv?

231
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,380
WADE: Jesam!

232
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:42,681
(ISPIRANJE WC-a)

233
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,484
Ananas i masline?

234
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:48,454
Slatko i slano.

235
00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:49,622
Jesi li ti koji kurac?

236
00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,624
Jebem ti to
u mom krevetiću...

237
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,791
Je li zagorjela kora?

238
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,727
Ja... Bože,
nadam se da nije. Hm...

239
00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:56,662
Vau... Čovječe, pogledaj,
ako se radi o toj igri pokera.

240
00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:58,931
Rekao sam Howieju,
Rekao sam mu da...

241
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:02,935
U redu, uh, gledaj,
samo uzmi što god želiš.

242
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:05,171
Hvala.

243
00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:06,472
Gospodine, prije nego što to učinite
bilo što njemu,

244
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,207
imate li nešto protiv
ako dobijem veliku napojnicu?

245
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,943
(SMIJE SE)
Uh, Jeremy, je li?

246
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:12,578
Umm-hmm.
Gaziti. Wade Wilson.

247
00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:16,682
To je zabranjeno
na tiperoo, Jer.

248
00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,551
Nisam ovdje zbog njega.

249
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:20,286
tu sam za tebe

250
00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:21,820
Oh. (SMIJE SE)

251
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,589
U redu, vau, izbjegao sam
veliki metak na onu.

252
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,292
Još nije izašao iz šume.
(STENJE)

253
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:28,627
Morate se ozbiljno opustiti
na blistavom.

254
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,629
To su traperice,
ne luster.

255
00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,865
p.s. Zadržat ću tvoj novčanik.
Nekako si mi ga dao.

256
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,767
U redu, samo pogledaj, čovječe,
mogu li dobiti svoju Samovu karticu...

257
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:37,836
Upucat ću tvoju jebenu mačku!

258
00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:40,639
Ne znam što to znači.
ja nemam mačku.

259
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,508
Onda čije leglo mačića
jesam li se upravo usrao?

260
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,714
Bilo kako bilo, reci mi nešto...

261
00:15:48,716 --> 00:15:52,551
kakva situacija
ne poboljšava se pizzom?

262
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,853
Znate li slučajno
Meghan Orflosky?

263
00:15:54,855 --> 00:15:56,589
Je li to točno?
Orflosky?

264
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,891
Orlovski? Da? Dobro.

265
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:01,493
Jer ona te poznaje.

266
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,729
Jeremy, ja pripadam
grupi momaka

267
00:16:03,731 --> 00:16:05,864
koji uzimaju novčić
prebiti momka.

268
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:07,433
I mala Meghan,
ona nije napravljena od novca,

269
00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:08,734
ali srećom po nju...

270
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,769
Imam slabu točku.

271
00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:13,272
ali ja sam...
Uhoditelj.

272
00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:14,740
Prijetnje bole, Jer.

273
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:18,410
Iako ni približno tako loše
kao nazubljeni čelik.

274
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,513
Zato se drži podalje
od Meghan.

275
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:22,581
Cool?

276
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,749
Da gospodine.

277
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,251
Onda smo gotovi.

278
00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:27,353
Čekati. (POLAKO SE SMIJU)
mi smo?

279
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:29,622
Da. Potpuno smo gotovi.
(SMIJEH)

280
00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:31,257
Trebao si
vidio tvoje lice.

281
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:32,691
Nisam znala što da radim.
Bio sam tako uplašen.

282
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:33,826
Slaba točka, sjećaš se?

283
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,361
(CVIJEK)

284
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:37,463
Čak i gledaš u nju
opet opći smjer...

285
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:38,964
i naučit ćeš
na najgore načine

286
00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:41,300
koje imam
i neka teška mjesta.

287
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:44,603
To je ispalo krivo.

288
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,872
Ili jeste?

289
00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:48,774
(CVIČANJE)

290
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,542
(NEJASNI RAZGOVORI)

291
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,278
(SVIRA ROCK GLAZBA)

292
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,646
(ŽENA SE SMIJE)

293
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,020
Mmm... Meghan?

294
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,012
Čuli ste zadnje
od Jeremyja. žao mu je.

295
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,460
Nema šanse.

296
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:14,433
Trebalo je donijeti
moje koturaljke.

297
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:15,868
Pokaži ovoj djeci
kako se to radi.

298
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:19,471
Oh. I zato to radimo.
Ali uglavnom novac.

299
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,440
Hej, mislim da bi mogao
zajebati mog očuha?

300
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,941
Dajem momka
nega lica,

301
00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:24,063
to je zato što je to zaslužio.

302
00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:25,978
Hej, čekaj!

303
00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:28,914
Ti si moj heroj.

304
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,583
Ne-ne-ne-ne.
Da nisam!

305
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:35,688
WADE: <i>Ne. Nikada neće biti.</i>

306
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,690
Oh. Jebi se, Wade.

307
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:41,360
<i>Ja sam samo negativac koji dobiva
plaćen da zajebe gore tipove.</i>

308
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,563
<i>Dobro došli kod sestre Margaret.</i>

309
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,533
<i>To je kao sajam poslova
za plaćenike.</i>

310
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,468
<i>Mislite o nama kao o stvarnom
zajebane zubić vile...</i>

311
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,037
<i>osim što izbijamo zube
i uzmi gotovinu.</i>

312
00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,107
<i>Nadaj se da se nikada nećemo vidjeti
vaše ime na zlatnoj kartici.</i>

313
00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:57,476
Buck! Liefeld...

314
00:17:57,478 --> 00:17:58,744
BUCK: Hej, Wade!

315
00:17:58,746 --> 00:17:59,978
Wade Wilson,
zaštitnik jadnih.

316
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,847
Što mogu učiniti za vas?

317
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,482
Voljela bih popušiti.

318
00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:04,683
O, Bože, i ja također.

319
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:06,819
Piće, losov zglob.
Ali prvo...

320
00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,522
Hej, i ja ne uzimam
ima li novca za čuvanje djece, u redu?

321
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,091
Uvjerite se
to se vraća na gospođu...

322
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:13,392
Orlovskog.

323
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:14,460
Da, ona.

324
00:18:14,462 --> 00:18:15,894
Jeste li sigurni?
Hmm.

325
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,464
Znaš, za plaćenika,
prilično si toplokrvna.

326
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,432
Kladim se da dopuštaš
i klincu je lako.

327
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,401
Oh, on nije loše dijete, Weas.

328
00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:23,635
Samo malo laganog uhođenja.

329
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,371
Bio sam puno gori od njega
kad sam bio njegovih godina.

330
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:27,005
Putovao sam
na egzotična mjesta...

331
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,775
Bagdad, Mogadišu,
Jacksonville,

332
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,677
upoznavanje novog i uzbudljivog
ljudi. A onda, uh...

333
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,879
Ubijajući ih. da,
Vidio sam tvoj Instagram.

334
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:36,415
Pa što su radile specijalne postrojbe
u Jacksonvilleu, svejedno?

335
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:37,916
To je povjerljivo.

336
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,152
(ŠAPUĆE) Jesu
prekrasan TGI petak.

337
00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:42,654
u redu,
Kahlua, Baileys i...

338
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:43,922
vrhnje za šlag.

339
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:46,558
Popušit ću ti.

340
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,926
Zašto ti
natjerati me da to učinim?

341
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,795
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly...

342
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,397
Preuzmi to
za Bucka molim,

343
00:18:51,399 --> 00:18:53,165
i reci mu da je od Boothea.
Mala predigra.

344
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,634
Podsjeti me što dobro
hoće li doći od ovoga?

345
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,703
Ne podnosim sranja.
Samo im smetam.

346
00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:59,004
BUCK: Boothe!
Oh!

347
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,406
Polako, čovječe.
Stani gore! Stani gore!

348
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:01,473
Što želiš?

349
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,674
(GUNCA)
(SVI UZVIKUJU)

350
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:06,879
živjeli. Za vaše zdravlje.
LASICA: Jebi se.

351
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:09,047
BOOTHE: Dođi ovamo,
ti debeli jebaču!

352
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,749
To je nova stolica.

353
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:11,984
(SVI GALAČU)

354
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:16,955
BUCK: Ostani dolje.

355
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,490
(STENJE)

356
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:21,427
ČOVJEK: Vau! Izvadio mu guzicu!

357
00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:23,095
LASICA: Dobro, miči se.
Pokret, pokret, pokret.

358
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,463
Buck, idi se odmoriti.

359
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,059
ČOVJEK: Boothe je pogođen
zatim sišao.

360
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:33,472
Da, još uvijek diše.

361
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:34,606
(SVI UZVIKUJU)

362
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,643
Danas nitko ne pobjeđuje.

363
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,445
Dobar pokušaj, Wade.

364
00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:41,580
Imaš me.
Izabrao sam Boothea u mrtvom bazenu.

365
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:42,948
Koga ste odabrali?

366
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,150
Da, Wade,
o tome, hm...

367
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:46,685
br.

368
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,620
Niste se kladili
na meni da umrem.

369
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,592
Kladio si se da ću umrijeti. Wow!

370
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,461
Majku ti, jesi
najgori prijatelj na svijetu.

371
00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,696
Pa, šala na tvoj račun.
Živim do 102.

372
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,832
I onda umiranje.
Kao grad Detroit.

373
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,835
žao mi je ja samo...
Htio sam osvojiti novac.

374
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,136
Nikad ništa ne osvajam.

375
00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:05,237
Što god.

376
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:06,972
Vojnici sreće,
pij na moj račun!

377
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,475
(SVI NAVIJAJU)

378
00:20:09,477 --> 00:20:11,243
Domaće, ništa uvozno.

379
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,647
Vau, vau,
joj, joj...

380
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:19,218
Dušo, jesi li sigurna da želiš
upucati cijelu svoju hrpu?

381
00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:22,621
Uh... Čvrsto.

382
00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:26,525
Vanessa.
Gaziti.

383
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:28,727
Kakvo je lijepo mjesto poput tebe
radi u ovakvoj djevojci?

384
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,230
Pogodio bih to.

385
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,500
Buck, najbolji si
ispričaj se prije...

386
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,902
(GASPS)
Da, to.

387
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,670
Reci čarobne riječi,
Debeli Gandalf.

388
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,506
žao mi je
Dišite kroz nos.

389
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,774
Nemam filter
između mog mozga i mog...

390
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,776
pusti. U redu.
Hej, oh, oh, oh...

391
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:45,878
Hakuna njegove tate.
žao mu je.

392
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,212
Radim na tome.

393
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:49,848
Gubi se odavde.
Ići. Idi baci čaroliju.

394
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,251
hej Ruke dalje
roba.

395
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,254
Roba? ha...

396
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,856
Pa ti, uh...

397
00:20:57,858 --> 00:20:59,224
udariti pahuljice za novac?

398
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:01,293
Da.
Teško djetinjstvo?

399
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:02,561
Grublji od tvog.

400
00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:04,730
Tata je otišao prije
rodio sam se.

401
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,231
Tata je otišao prije
Bio sam začet.

402
00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:09,101
Jesi li ikada zapalio cigaretu?
iznijeti na svoju kožu?

403
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,602
Gdje drugdje
izbaciti jedan?

404
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:11,870
Bila sam zlostavljana.

405
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:13,672
I meni također. Ujak.

406
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:16,141
stričevi. Izmjenjivali su se.

407
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:17,676
Gledao sam svoje
rođendanska zabava

408
00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:18,877
kroz ključanicu
zaključanog ormara...

409
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,279
koji je slučajno i moj...

410
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:23,148
Vaša spavaća soba. Sretan.
Spavao sam u kutiji za perilicu posuđa.

411
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,751
Imao si perilicu posuđa.

412
00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:26,852
Nisam ni znao spavati.

413
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,787
Bilo je prilično
24 sata dnevno,

414
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,255
brownie mix i klaunska pornografija.

415
00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:31,723
(SMIJEH)

416
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:35,627
Tko bi učinio takvo što?

417
00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:40,732
Nadam se da ti, kasnije večeras?

418
00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:48,340
Hej, što mogu dobiti,
uh, 275 dolara i...

419
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,243
nagradnu karticu Yogurtland?

420
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:54,012
Dušo, oko 48 minuta
što god želiš.

421
00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:57,182
I nemasni desert.

422
00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:06,625
Je li upravo stavila poklon karticu
u tvojim ustima?

423
00:22:07,795 --> 00:22:09,928
Vrijeme je za stavljanje
lopte u rupe.

424
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,598
Rekao si što god želim.

425
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,600
shvaćam.

426
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:16,101
Voliš skee ball.

427
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,370
Očigledno više od
voliš vaginu.

428
00:22:18,372 --> 00:22:20,839
To je težak poziv.
(RUGA SE)

429
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,108
(MUCA) Samo želim doći do toga
upoznaj pravog sebe, znaš.

430
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:25,110
Ne kratki,
dvodimenzionalni

431
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:27,079
seksualni objekt
prodavao Hollywood.

432
00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:28,146
VANESSA: Lopte u rupe.

433
00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:29,214
(SVIRA HIP-HOP GLAZBA)

434
00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:30,282
Lopte u rupe.

435
00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:31,917
Pripremite se na tragičan gubitak.

436
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:33,051
Donesi, veliki čovječe.

437
00:22:33,053 --> 00:22:34,119
U redu.

438
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:37,756
(RUGANJE SCOOBY-DOO-u)
Uh-oh.

439
00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,224
Uh-oh.

440
00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:41,927
Ograničeno izdanje

441
00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:45,197
Voltron: Branitelj
svemirski prsten, <i>por favor.</i>

442
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:48,767
u redu Idemo.

443
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:50,902
Bacio sam oko
ovaj naivčina neko vrijeme.

444
00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:52,838
I uzet ću
gumica za olovku.

445
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,239
DJEČAK: Dobro.

446
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:57,142
Vi ste sada zaštitnik
planeta Arus.

447
00:22:57,144 --> 00:22:59,144
I možete brisati stvari...

448
00:22:59,146 --> 00:23:00,912
napisano olovkom.

449
00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,280
gospođo?

450
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:03,749
Pa, mrzim to
razbiti ti...

451
00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:06,018
ali tvojih 48 minuta
su gore.

452
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,920
Hej, koliko još minuta
mogu li dobiti za ovo?

453
00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:11,356
FYI, pet mini robota lavova
doći zajedno

454
00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:13,792
formirati jednog super-bota, pa...

455
00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:16,895
Pet mini robota lavova?
Tri minute.

456
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,564
dogovor.

457
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,805
Što ćemo s ostatkom
dvije minute, 37 sekundi?

458
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:22,100
Maziti?

459
00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:24,202
(STENJANJE)

460
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,338
(SVIRA POP GLAZBA)

461
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,106
Koliko dugo možete
nastavi ovako?

462
00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:29,441
Cijelu godinu?

463
00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:30,709
(SMIJE SE)

464
00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:33,412
(NASTAVLJA STENJATI)

465
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,853
Sretno Valentinovo.

466
00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:51,063
Sretna kineska nova godina.

467
00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:52,397
Godina Psa.

468
00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:56,401
(IZDAHNE)

469
00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,271
Opusti se.

470
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,440
I Sretan
Međunarodni dan žena.

471
00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:04,743
(BIČ PUKNE)

472
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:09,147
(STENJE) Ne. Ne. Ne.

473
00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:12,751
Sretna vam korizma.

474
00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,488
(STENJANJE)

475
00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,889
Jao, jao.

476
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,157
Gaziti?
oprosti

477
00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:20,759
Sretna noć vještica.

478
00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:21,893
Sretna noć vještica.

479
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:22,961
(SMIJEH)

480
00:24:24,098 --> 00:24:25,964
(NASTAVLJA STENJATI)

481
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:33,305
Sretan Dan zahvalnosti.

482
00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:36,242
volim te

483
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:42,314
Ako vaša lijeva noga
je Dan zahvalnosti...

484
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,116
i tvoja desna noga
je Božić...

485
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,985
mogu li te posjetiti
između praznika?

486
00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:48,887
(SMIJE SE)
Oh!

487
00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:50,789
Taj džemper je užasan.

488
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,890
(SMIJEH)

489
00:24:51,892 --> 00:24:53,325
Ali crveno ti dobro stoji.

490
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,760
Crveno je tvoja boja.

491
00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:56,294
Vadi krvave
u tvojim očima.

492
00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:58,296
slušaj,
Razmišljao sam...

493
00:24:58,298 --> 00:25:00,132
Stvarno?

494
00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:02,200
...o tome zašto jesmo
tako dobro zajedno.

495
00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:04,136
Zašto?

496
00:25:04,138 --> 00:25:08,140
Pa, tvoje lude utakmice
moja luda. Veliko vrijeme.

497
00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:10,075
Hmm. (SMIJE SE)

498
00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:11,810
I, uh, mi smo kao
dva komada ubodne pile,

499
00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:13,411
znaš,
čudni zaobljeni rubovi...

500
00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,881
Spojiš ih i ti
možete vidjeti sliku na vrhu.

501
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,816
Pravo.

502
00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:20,051
Wade...

503
00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,487
postoji nešto što sam bio
što znači da te pitam.

504
00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:25,157
Ali samo zato što nisi
stigao me pitati.

505
00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:28,360
Hoćeš li, uh...

506
00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:31,429
stavi to u moj...
udaj se za mene?

507
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:35,433
Uh... Jinx?

508
00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:37,302
huh

509
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:38,470
gdje si bila
skrivati to?

510
00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:40,505
Nigdje.

511
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,307
Kažu jedna mjesečna plaća.
Dakle, uh...

512
00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:43,341
misliš?

513
00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:44,409
Ja znam.

514
00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:45,477
To je moja rečenica.

515
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:51,316
Volim te, Wade Wilson.

516
00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:52,818
Trebao bi...
Dakle, to je...

517
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,252
Da!
Vau!

518
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,121
Da!

519
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,190
(SMIJEH)

520
00:25:58,192 --> 00:26:00,058
Osjećam se baš kao
djevojčica.

521
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,893
(SMIJE SE)
(UZDASI)

522
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:07,332
Što ako sam samo izdržao
i nikada ne pustiti?

523
00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:10,068
Samo zajaši kučkina leđa,
poput Yode na Lukeu.

524
00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,404
Oh, šale <i>Ratova zvijezda</i>.

525
00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:14,172
<i>Carstvo.</i>

526
00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:16,942
Isuse Kriste.

527
00:26:16,944 --> 00:26:18,944
Kao da sam te ja napravio
u računalu.

528
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,512
(GLAZBA SVIRA NA RADIJU)

529
00:26:20,514 --> 00:26:21,580
Mmm.

530
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,149
hej

531
00:26:25,152 --> 00:26:26,551
Savršen.
(KLIKOVI KAMERE)

532
00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:31,957
Da vidimo.
U redu, pauza.

533
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,225
Protresi, da.

534
00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,364
(UZDASI)

535
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,999
WADE: <i>Ovdje je stvar.</i>

536
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:42,968
<i>Život je beskonačan niz
olupina vlakova...</i>

537
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:47,372
<i>samo ukratko,
reklamni prekidi sreće.</i>

538
00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:50,175
<i>Ovo je bilo najbolje
pauza za reklame.</i>

539
00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:51,376
(ISPIRANJE WC-a)
(UZDASI)

540
00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:54,012
<i>Što je značilo
bilo je vrijeme za povratak</i>

541
00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,914
<i>redovito
zakazani program.</i>

542
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:57,649
što...
(TUPCI)

543
00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:58,984
O moj Bože. Gaziti?

544
00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,992
Ti se klauniraš.

545
00:27:06,994 --> 00:27:08,593
Ne šališ se?

546
00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:11,046
Osjećam klaunove.

547
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:13,498
Ljudi reagiraju na vijesti o
kasni stadij raka drugačije.

548
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,401
Svakako postoje opcije
možemo pogledati.

549
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,270
Pojavljuju se novi lijekovi
razvijao svaki dan.

550
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,342
Pa što da radimo?

551
00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:27,946
Sigurno postoji
nešto što možemo učiniti.

552
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,482
Dijagnosticiran je moj stric Ivan
s rakom štitnjače...

553
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,084
a bilo je i svih ovih novih
eksperimentalni lijekovi iz Njemačke.

554
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,587
WADE: <i>Vanessa je već
radi na planu A, B,</i>

555
00:27:35,589 --> 00:27:37,589
<i>sve do Z.</i>

556
00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:41,960
<i>Ja? učim napamet
detalje njezina lica.</i>

557
00:27:41,962 --> 00:27:44,329
<i>Kao da je prvi put
Vidim.</i>

558
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,463
<i>Ili zadnji.</i>

559
00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:47,132
DOKTOR: Gospodine Wilson...

560
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,967
g. Wilson?

561
00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:52,237
Uzmite si vremena
obraditi ovo.

562
00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:54,239
<i>Važno je da ne
učiniti bilo što nepromišljeno.</i>

563
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,579
(WADE GRUNCA)

564
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,617
(GLASNO UZDIŠE)

565
00:28:05,619 --> 00:28:08,386
Sada, da jesam
vreća od 200 funti

566
00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:11,056
seronja po imenu Francis,
gdje bih se sakrio?

567
00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:13,058
(MOTOCIKLA SE UKLJUČUJE)

568
00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:15,994
Oh.

569
00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:20,699
(RULJENJE MOTORA)

570
00:28:21,635 --> 00:28:22,701
(PUCNJAKA)

571
00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:30,141
(FRANJO GRUNTS)

572
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,350
WADE: Pada tišina
preko gomile

573
00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:40,652
kao novak senzacija
Wade W. Wilson...

574
00:28:40,654 --> 00:28:44,289
iz Regine, Saskatchewan,
poravnava udarac.

575
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,692
Njegova forma izgleda dobro.

576
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,694
Oh!

577
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:54,232
I zato Regina
rimuje se sa zabavno.

578
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,534
Dame i gospodo,
čemu svjedočiš...

579
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:59,004
je slatka osveta za udaranje kurca.

580
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,673
Oh! Dajući mu posao.

581
00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:04,009
Dolazno!

582
00:29:04,011 --> 00:29:07,679
Ovo je nesportski
ponašanje na potpuno novu razinu!

583
00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:08,747
(FRANJO STENJE)

584
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,120
Dobro izgledaš, Francis.
Dobro odmoren.

585
00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:17,288
Kao da si bacao,
ne hvatajući.

586
00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:19,324
Zvoni na zvona? Ne?

587
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,497
Kako bi bilo sada?

588
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,434
(POLAKO SE SMIJU)

589
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:31,636
Jebeni Wade Wilson.

590
00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:36,324
FRANJO: Pa,
zdravo, ljepotice.

591
00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:38,475
WADE: Da, kao da sam ugrizen
radioaktivnim šar-pejem.

592
00:29:38,478 --> 00:29:41,679
Da. I čijom krivnjom
je li to, ha, Francis?

593
00:29:41,681 --> 00:29:43,715
Da, vrijeme je da se što poništi
učinio si ovom maslacu.

594
00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:45,550
molim te
trebao bi mi zahvaliti.

595
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:47,185
očito,
Učinio sam te besmrtnim.

596
00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,720
zapravo jesam
prilično ljubomoran.

597
00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:51,222
Da, ali ovo nije
život vrijedan življenja, zar ne?

598
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,826
Sad sam oko
učiniti tebi

599
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,362
što je Limp Bizkit učinio
glazbe kasnih 90-ih.

600
00:29:57,364 --> 00:29:58,496
(METALNI ZVJEKOVI)

601
00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:00,498
tata?

602
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:06,604
WADE: <i>Mislim da se svi možemo složiti
to sranje je samo otišlo ustranu</i>

603
00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:08,540
<i>na najkolosalniji način.</i>

604
00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:12,077
<i>Pa, možda ne najviše.</i>

605
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:15,780
WADE: Uh... Ovo je
moj najvredniji posjed.

606
00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:17,449
VANESSA: Što?

607
00:30:17,451 --> 00:30:19,717
Ne, ne, ne. Wham!

608
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:23,321
<i>Make It Big</i> je album koji je George
a Andy je zaradio uskličnik.

609
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,857
Dakle, trebam li
samo se nasmiješiti

610
00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:27,325
i mašem ti da izađeš?

611
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,726
Zamislite to kao
proljetno čišćenje.

612
00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:30,261
Samo ako proljeće
bila smrt.

613
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,630
Bože, kad bih imao novčić
za svaki put

614
00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:35,233
Udario sam ga
Bernadette Peters.

615
00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:37,469
Zvuči kao da jesi.
(NOVIĆI ZVJEČE)

616
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,404
Bernadette nije
ići bilo gdje,

617
00:30:39,406 --> 00:30:41,406
jer nisi
ići bilo gdje.

618
00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:42,707
Piće.

619
00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:44,109
u pravu si
Rak je samo u mojoj jetri,

620
00:30:44,111 --> 00:30:45,410
pluća, prostate i mozga.

621
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:46,644
Sve što mogu
živjeti bez.

622
00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:48,847
Ha.

623
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:50,882
Ti pripadaš ovdje
kod kuće.

624
00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:52,517
Okružen
vaš Voltron

625
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,652
i tvoja Bernadette,
i tvoj ja.

626
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:59,491
Slušaj, oboje znamo
taj rak je sranje-show.

627
00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:03,294
Kao, Yakov-Smirnoff-
otvaranje-za-the

628
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:06,164
Spin-Doctors-at-the-
Iowa-State-Fair sranje-show.

629
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:12,704
I ni pod kojim uvjetima
hoću li te odvesti na tu predstavu.

630
00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:15,707
Želim da me se sjećaš.

631
00:31:17,244 --> 00:31:19,144
Ne duh
od Božića ja.

632
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:21,379
Pa, želim nas se sjećati.

633
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,815
Kunem se Bogom, hoću
naći te u sljedećem životu...

634
00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:26,250
i ja ću boom-box
<i>Neoprezni šapat</i> ispred vašeg prozora.

635
00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:27,652
Wham!

636
00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:34,192
Nitko nije boom-boxing govno.
U redu?

637
00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:38,196
Možemo se boriti protiv ovoga.

638
00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:44,269
Osim toga, samo sam
shvatio nešto.

639
00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:46,604
Vi ste pobijedili.
Tvoj život je službeno

640
00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:49,407
mnogo sjebaniji
nego moje.

641
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,744
(WADE SE SMIJE)

642
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,746
volim te

643
00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:00,618
(GLAZBA SVIRA)

644
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,625
Wade.

645
00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:11,262
Weas.

646
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:13,565
Izgledaš kako trebaš
pušenje i tuširanje.

647
00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,700
Iako ljubazni pozivi
za ovo drugo prvo.

648
00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:17,468
Što kažeš na tri pucnja
od pokrovitelja?

649
00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:21,306
Ili što kažete na <i>Triticum aestivum,</i>
pšenična trava.

650
00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:22,640
Izvrsno za
imunološki sustav.

651
00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:24,742
Isuse Kriste.
Zvučiš kao Vanessa.

652
00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:27,128
Evo, provjeri.

653
00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:29,513
Šalje po sve ovo
šarene kliničke brošure.

654
00:32:29,516 --> 00:32:31,716
Siguran sam da jesu
sve odobreno od FDA.

655
00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:34,719
Čečenija. Nije li to gdje
ideš oboljeti od raka?

656
00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:37,855
Dobili ste Kinu
i središnji Meksiko.

657
00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:40,325
Znate kako oni
reći "rak" na španjolskom?

658
00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,859
br.

659
00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,595
<i>Rak.</i>
Oh.

660
00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:45,863
mogao sam
pogodio to.

661
00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:47,432
Pogledaj kako je sretan
pogledaj ovdje.

662
00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:49,000
Mogu li zadržati ovo?
Stavi to gore,

663
00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:51,903
pa se mogu sjetiti
kad si izgledao živ.

664
00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,905
Barem sada hoću
osvoji mrtvi bazen.

665
00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:56,708
Sad kad ćeš umrijeti
tragično od raka.

666
00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:58,610
Shvaćam, Wease. Hvala.

667
00:32:58,612 --> 00:33:01,012
Oh.

668
00:33:01,014 --> 00:33:03,715
I, uh, onaj tip tamo
došao je tražiti tebe.

669
00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:06,651
Pravi Grim Reaper tip.

670
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,686
ne znam
Moglo bi unaprijediti zaplet.

671
00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:13,791
Boothe.

672
00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:14,959
Gaziti.

673
00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:20,265
(WADE UZDIŠE)

674
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,699
gospodine Wilson.

675
00:33:21,701 --> 00:33:22,900
Kako vam mogu pomoći?

676
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:25,670
Osim mamljenja djece
u kombi.

677
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:29,440
Razumijem da ste nedavno
dijagnosticiran terminalni rak.

678
00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:30,608
Upozorenje za uhodu.

679
00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,511
To je moj posao.
Zapošljavanje.

680
00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:36,948
Žao mi je što ste imali
tako težak put.

681
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,417
Ali ti si borac.
Specijalne postrojbe.

682
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:42,320
41 potvrđeno ubojstvo.

683
00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,688
Jedan svakih sedam tjedana.

684
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,724
Ista stopa većine ljudi
ošišati se. Hmm...

685
00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:47,992
To je za pranje
okus van.

686
00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:51,562
Teško je zaboraviti
biti tako impresivan.

687
00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,598
A sad ti
provodite svoje dane

688
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,600
zalažući se za
mali ljudi...

689
00:33:55,602 --> 00:33:57,602
Ljudi se mijenjaju.
što hoćeš

690
00:33:57,604 --> 00:34:00,738
Predstavljam organizaciju
to bi moglo pomoći.

691
00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:06,844
Što ako ti kažem
možemo li izliječiti tvoj rak?

692
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:11,015
I štoviše, dati vam sposobnosti
većina muškaraca samo sanja?

693
00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:16,587
Rekao bih da zvučiš
kao reklama,

694
00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:18,756
ali ne dobar,
kao Slap Chop.

695
00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:20,491
Više Shake Weight-y.

696
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,561
Svijet treba
izvanredni vojnici.

697
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,697
Nećemo samo
učiniti te boljim.

698
00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:28,766
Natjerat ćemo vas
bolje od boljeg.

699
00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:31,369
Superheroj.

700
00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:34,105
Gledajte, agente Smith,

701
00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,741
Pokušao sam s herojskim poslom
i ostavilo je traga.

702
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,510
Ali ako ikada pritisnem "jebi ga,"
Potražit ću te.

703
00:34:40,013 --> 00:34:41,779
Oh, ovaj...

704
00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,481
sranje Unutra smo
500 metara od škole,

705
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:44,716
pa možda želiš...

706
00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:50,922
Časti ga piće.

707
00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,429
LASICA: Što je rekao?

708
00:34:58,431 --> 00:34:59,664
(GROM)

709
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,967
(SIRENA ZAVIJE IZDALEKA)

710
00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:10,408
(ŠMIRKA)

711
00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,620
VANESSA: Hej, što se događa?

712
00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,022
(ŠMRKNE) Hej. oprosti

713
00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:29,427
Imao sam Liama Neesona
noćna mora.

714
00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:30,895
Sanjao sam da sam oteo
njegova kći

715
00:35:30,897 --> 00:35:32,630
a on samo
nije ga imao.

716
00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:45,510
Hej, uh, uspjeli su
tri od tih filmova.

717
00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:48,713
U nekom trenutku imate
zapitati se je li on samo loš roditelj.

718
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:49,781
Hmm.

719
00:36:02,962 --> 00:36:06,964
WADE: <i>Najgori dio o raku
nije ono što ti čini...</i>

720
00:36:06,966 --> 00:36:10,101
<i>ali što to čini
ljudi koje volite.</i>

721
00:36:10,103 --> 00:36:12,804
<i>Tko bi znao da je ovaj tip
mogao bi mi spasiti život...</i>

722
00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:15,940
<i>ali znao sam da postoji samo jedan
način na koji bih mogao spasiti njezin.</i>

723
00:36:15,942 --> 00:36:17,475
(VRATA SE ZATVARAJU)

724
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,946
<i>Nije li to što
superheroji?</i>

725
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:26,517
(AUTOMOBILI SRUBE)

726
00:36:29,889 --> 00:36:31,155
(ZVONI TELEFON)

727
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,496
WADE: <i>U redu. Idemo pro-kon
ova superherojska stvar.</i>

728
00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:40,164
(TUPCI)
jao

729
00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:43,134
<i>Pro: Povlače se prema dolje
gomila magaraca.</i>

730
00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:44,702
<i>Lokalni popusti na kemijsko čišćenje.</i>

731
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,571
<i>Unosne filmske ponude,
obje priče o podrijetlu</i>

732
00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,739
<i>i veći ansambl
timski filmovi.</i>

733
00:36:48,741 --> 00:36:51,843
Con: Svi su jadaci
učiteljevi ljubimci.

734
00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:53,711
znaš,
čujem te.

735
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:56,681
Nisam se tebi obraćao.
Razgovarao sam s njima.

736
00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:58,983
Ostani ovdje.

737
00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:01,252
KOLOS: Bio si
upozoren prije, Deadpool.

738
00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:04,989
Ovo je sramotno i
nepromišljeno korištenje svojih moći.

739
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:07,124
Hoćeš oboje
poći s nama.

740
00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:09,060
WADE: Pogledaj, Kolose,
Nemam vremena za

741
00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:11,162
dobre dvije cipele
sranje odmah!

742
00:37:11,164 --> 00:37:13,097
A ti si?

743
00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:16,634
Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

744
00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:20,037
Negasonic Teenage...
Što je sranje?

745
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:21,939
To je najcool ime ikada!

746
00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:26,010
Pa, što, ti si kao,
uh, njegov pomoćnik?

747
00:37:26,012 --> 00:37:27,645
br Pripravnik.

748
00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:29,046
Da pogodim.

749
00:37:29,048 --> 00:37:31,682
X-Men te ostavio iza sebe
na što? Usrani detalj?

750
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,434
Što vas to čini?

751
00:37:33,435 --> 00:37:35,185
Praveći se da nisi tu,
Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

752
00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:36,654
Možemo li trgovati imenima?

753
00:37:36,656 --> 00:37:38,155
(FRANJO STENJE)
Možemo li ići?

754
00:37:38,157 --> 00:37:40,691
WADE: Pogledaj!
Ja sam tinejdžerica.

755
00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,894
Radije bih bio
bilo gdje nego ovdje.

756
00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:45,096
Sve sam u vezi
duge mračne tišine...

757
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:49,033
praćeno zlobnim komentarima,
nakon čega slijedi još tišina.

758
00:37:49,035 --> 00:37:52,270
Pa što će biti, ha?
Duga mračna tišina...

759
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:54,972
ili zloban komentar? Nastavi.

760
00:37:56,175 --> 00:37:57,542
Imaš me u kutiji ovdje.

761
00:37:57,544 --> 00:37:58,643
Aha!

762
00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:00,645
Ne možemo to dopustiti,
Deadpool.

763
00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:02,046
Molim te, dođi tiho.

764
00:38:02,048 --> 00:38:04,315
Ti veliki krom
kurčevo žderaču!

765
00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,767
KOLOS: To nije lijepo.

766
00:38:05,768 --> 00:38:07,218
Stvarno ćeš
zajebati ovo za mene?

767
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:11,789
Vjeruj mi, ta hripajuća vrećica
vrhova kurca dolazi.

768
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:14,725
On je čisto zlo.

769
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:18,029
Osim toga...
Nitko nije ozlijeđen.

770
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:20,731
(TUPCI)

771
00:38:23,202 --> 00:38:25,603
Taj tip je već bio gore
kad sam stigao ovamo.

772
00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:28,839
Wade, jesi
bolje od ovoga.

773
00:38:28,841 --> 00:38:31,208
Pridružite nam se.
Koristite svoje moći za dobro.

774
00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:32,276
WADE: Glavu gore.

775
00:38:32,278 --> 00:38:33,744
Budi superheroj.

776
00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:35,513
WADE: Slušaj!

777
00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,281
Dan kada odlučim postati
seronja koja se bori protiv kriminala...

778
00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:40,685
koji sobe s hrpom drugih malih
cmizdri u vili Neverland...

779
00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:45,623
nekog jezivog, starog, ćelavog,
Mamojebac koji izgleda kao na Vratima raja...

780
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,291
tog dana...

781
00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:49,694
Poslat ću tvoj sjajni,
sretan zahtjev za prijateljstvo.

782
00:38:49,696 --> 00:38:52,163
Ali do tada ću to učiniti
ono zbog čega sam došao ovamo.

783
00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:54,966
Ili to ili šamar
kučka iz tebe!

784
00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:56,233
COLOSSUS: Wade...
hej

785
00:38:56,235 --> 00:38:57,602
Začepi, Sinead!

786
00:38:57,604 --> 00:38:58,669
Hej, glupane!

787
00:38:58,671 --> 00:38:59,971
I nadam se
ti gledaš...

788
00:38:59,973 --> 00:39:02,039
(MOTOCIKLA SE UKLJUČUJE)

789
00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,674
(GLASNO DAHĆE)

790
00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,377
Baš nesretno.

791
00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:12,183
To je to!

792
00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:13,384
(METALNI ZVJEKOVI)

793
00:39:13,386 --> 00:39:14,852
Oh!

794
00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:17,922
(STENJE) Kanada!

795
00:39:19,058 --> 00:39:20,124
To nije dobro.

796
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:21,292
COLOSSUS: Wade, molim te.

797
00:39:21,294 --> 00:39:24,195
WADE: Pogođen pijetao!
(STENJE)

798
00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:26,030
Oh, tvoja jadna žena.

799
00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,265
Stvarno bi trebao prestati.

800
00:39:28,267 --> 00:39:29,700
(STENJANJE)

801
00:39:31,337 --> 00:39:33,938
Svi dinosauri
bojao se <i>T. rex.</i>

802
00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:36,974
(WADE VRISTI)

803
00:39:37,276 --> 00:39:38,843
(SMIJEH)

804
00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,778
WADE: Obećavam da će ovo biti
gore za tebe, veliki dečko!

805
00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,747
Ovo je neugodno.
(STENJE)

806
00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:45,416
Molim te, ostani dolje.

807
00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:48,019
WADE: Jeste li ikada čuli za jednonogog
čovjek u natjecanju u razbijanju guzica?

808
00:39:48,021 --> 00:39:49,420
Imate li
prekidač za isključivanje?

809
00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,188
Da, odmah je sljedeći
na prostatu.

810
00:39:51,190 --> 00:39:52,323
Ili je to prekidač za uključivanje?

811
00:39:52,325 --> 00:39:54,425
Dovoljno!
(STAKLO SE LJUTI)

812
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,193
(SMIJEH)

813
00:39:56,195 --> 00:39:57,828
(STENJANJE)

814
00:40:03,036 --> 00:40:05,302
COLOSSUS: Hajdemo razgovarati
Profesoru.

815
00:40:05,304 --> 00:40:07,171
McAvoy ili Stewart?

816
00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:09,407
Ovi vremenski rokovi
su tako zbunjujuće.

817
00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:13,377
"Živ ili mrtav,
ideš sa mnom!"

818
00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:15,246
KOLOS: Hoćeš
oporavi se, Wade.

819
00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:16,947
Uvijek to radiš.

820
00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:24,989
Jeste li ikada vidjeli <i>127 sati?</i>
Upozorenje o spojleru.

821
00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,258
(ŠIJUŠTAJUĆA BUKA)

822
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:29,860
O moj Bože.

823
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,665
Gadan.

824
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,331
WADE: Oh, postoji
novac puca, dušo.

825
00:40:35,334 --> 00:40:36,734
(POVRAĆANJE)

826
00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:38,469
<i>Jesi li tu, Bože?
Ja sam, Margaret.</i>

827
00:40:44,077 --> 00:40:45,142
(SIRENA KAMIONA)

828
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:52,349
WADE: <i>Stijena, upoznaj dno.</i>

829
00:40:52,351 --> 00:40:55,786
<i>I kad život završi
zapanjujuće sjeban...</i>

830
00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:59,990
<i>općenito ga možete pratiti
nazad na jednu veliku, lošu odluku.</i>

831
00:40:59,992 --> 00:41:03,194
<i>Onaj koji te je poslao
niz cestu za Shitsburgh.</i>

832
00:41:03,196 --> 00:41:06,897
<i>Ovo? Pa, ovo je bilo moje.</i>

833
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,767
AGENT SMITH: Gospodine Wilson.

834
00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:14,205
Ništa mi ne grije srce više od
promjena tuđeg.

835
00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:16,040
Napokon si pogodio "jebi ga."

836
00:41:17,110 --> 00:41:19,844
Samo obećaj
učinit ćeš dobro za mene.

837
00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:21,912
Tako da mogu učiniti kako treba
od strane nekog drugog.

838
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,814
Naravno.

839
00:41:23,816 --> 00:41:25,516
I molim te nemoj
super-odijelo zeleno.

840
00:41:26,853 --> 00:41:28,319
Ili animirani.

841
00:41:30,123 --> 00:41:32,757
(ČOVJEK SE GUŠI)

842
00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:36,393
ČOVJEK: Miči se! Nastavi se kretati.

843
00:41:36,395 --> 00:41:37,995
(PACIJENT VRISTI)

844
00:41:48,407 --> 00:41:51,342
Ovo mjesto izgleda higijenski.

845
00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,544
Moj prvi zahtjev
je toplije ruke.

846
00:41:53,546 --> 00:41:57,448
Oh! I, Isuse,
topliji stol.

847
00:41:59,018 --> 00:42:01,218
Stvarno bismo se trebali popeti
sa sigurnom riječju, momci.

848
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,154
Razmišljam
"svinjetina i grah".

849
00:42:06,425 --> 00:42:08,559
(STENJE) Polako.

850
00:42:10,496 --> 00:42:12,963
Zar nisi malo
jak za damu?

851
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:15,266
Zovem Wanga.

852
00:42:15,268 --> 00:42:17,168
(TEŠKO DIŠUĆI)

853
00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:20,371
Što je sa šibicama?

854
00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:23,307
Oralna fiksacija
ili samo veliki fan Stallonea?

855
00:42:23,309 --> 00:42:24,575
(prigušeni jecaj)

856
00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:26,076
Strpljenje, Anđele.

857
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,579
Sve u svoje vrijeme.

858
00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:30,581
Jeste li ovdje za
večernja usluga, ili što?

859
00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:33,751
Imamo još jednog govornika.

860
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,318
Baš sam uzbuđena zbog svog
prvi dan u kampu superheroja.

861
00:42:35,321 --> 00:42:37,521
Začepi jebote.

862
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:42,893
G. Wilson, moje ime je Ajax.

863
00:42:43,863 --> 00:42:46,997
Ja vodim ovu radionicu.

864
00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:50,267
Ah, nekad je bio moj pozdravni govor
biti pun eufemizama poput...

865
00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,902
"Ovo bi moglo malo boljeti."

866
00:42:51,904 --> 00:42:53,971
„Ovo vam može uzrokovati
neku nelagodu."

867
00:42:53,973 --> 00:42:56,273
Ali otupjela sam.

868
00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:59,009
Ova radionica nije
program koji vodi vlada.

869
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:02,546
To je privatna ustanova koja se okreće
projekti melioracije poput tebe...

870
00:43:02,548 --> 00:43:06,083
u muškarce od
izvanredne sposobnosti.

871
00:43:07,553 --> 00:43:11,021
Ali ako mislite super-ljudski
moći se stječu bezbolno...

872
00:43:11,891 --> 00:43:13,290
krivo
(STENJE)

873
00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,959
dajem ti injekciju
sa serumom...

874
00:43:14,961 --> 00:43:17,561
koji aktivira bilo kojeg mutanta
geni koji vrebaju u vašoj DNK.

875
00:43:17,563 --> 00:43:21,565
Da bi funkcioniralo moramo
izložiti vas ekstremnom stresu.

876
00:43:24,904 --> 00:43:27,071
(WADE STENJE)

877
00:43:27,073 --> 00:43:31,108
Čuli ste ono cijelo "napravite omlet,
malo razbiti jaja, zar ne?

878
00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,577
Upravo ću te povrijediti, Wade.

879
00:43:33,579 --> 00:43:36,647
Jednom sam ovdje bio pacijent
sebe, znaš.

880
00:43:36,649 --> 00:43:39,516
Liječenje utječe
svatko drugačije.

881
00:43:39,518 --> 00:43:42,653
To je učinilo Angel
neljudski jak.

882
00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:47,258
u mom slučaju,
pojačalo mi je reflekse.

883
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:50,294
Također mi je opržio živčane završetke,
pa više ne osjećam bol.

884
00:43:51,998 --> 00:43:55,933
I zapravo,
Više ništa ne osjećam.

885
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,936
(MURMLJANJE)

886
00:44:04,277 --> 00:44:07,344
Hvala! Hvala. Hvala.

887
00:44:07,346 --> 00:44:10,080
Imaš nešto
u zubima.

888
00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:12,283
Tamo u sredini.
Samo, ja ne...

889
00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:15,386
Mali grumen romaina
zelena salata ili tako nešto.

890
00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:17,221
(UZDASI)

891
00:44:17,223 --> 00:44:19,690
Muči me
dugo vremena.

892
00:44:19,692 --> 00:44:21,125
(SMIJEH)

893
00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:22,393
Ah, natjerao te da izgledaš.

894
00:44:22,395 --> 00:44:24,161
Hej, to je Ajax
tvoje pravo ime?

895
00:44:24,163 --> 00:44:25,996
Jer zvuči
sumnjivo našminkana.

896
00:44:25,998 --> 00:44:27,131
Što je, stvarno?

897
00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:29,400
Kevine? Bruce? Scott?

898
00:44:29,402 --> 00:44:31,702
Mitch? Rickster?

899
00:44:31,704 --> 00:44:33,570
(britanskim naglaskom)
Je li to Basil Fawlty?

900
00:44:33,572 --> 00:44:35,539
Oh, šali se.

901
00:44:35,541 --> 00:44:37,041
Jedna stvar koja nikad
preživi ovo mjesto

902
00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:39,043
je smisao za humor.

903
00:44:39,045 --> 00:44:40,210
To ćemo još vidjeti.

904
00:44:40,212 --> 00:44:41,578
Pretpostavljam da hoćemo.

905
00:44:43,049 --> 00:44:44,548
On je sav tvoj.

906
00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:46,317
Oh, hajde.

907
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:47,718
Ti ćeš me ostaviti
sasvim sama ovdje.

908
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,486
S manje-ljut
Rosie O'Donnell?

909
00:44:50,056 --> 00:44:51,121
(STENJE)

910
00:44:53,726 --> 00:44:56,026
FRANJO: <i>Ovako
upalit će.</i>

911
00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:59,530
<i>Adrenalin djeluje kao katalizator
za serum...</i>

912
00:44:59,532 --> 00:45:02,199
<i>pa idemo
da te moram natjerati da patiš.</i>

913
00:45:03,736 --> 00:45:05,736
FRANJO: <i>Ako budeš imao sreće,
mutirani geni će se aktivirati</i>

914
00:45:05,738 --> 00:45:08,672
<i>i manifestirati u
spektakularna moda.</i>

915
00:45:09,675 --> 00:45:10,741
(GASPS)

916
00:45:13,045 --> 00:45:15,746
FRANJO: <i>Ako ne, dobro, hoćemo
moram te nastaviti povrijeđivati...</i>

917
00:45:15,748 --> 00:45:17,581
(WADE DRHTI)

918
00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,016
<i>na nove i drugačije načine,</i>

919
00:45:19,018 --> 00:45:20,417
<i>svaki bolniji
od zadnjeg...</i>

920
00:45:23,089 --> 00:45:25,422
dok konačno ne mutiraš.

921
00:45:27,059 --> 00:45:28,292
Ili umrijeti.

922
00:45:35,101 --> 00:45:36,633
CUNNINGHAM:
Mislite na bucket listu?

923
00:45:36,635 --> 00:45:39,103
WADE: Kao zajebana lista.

924
00:45:39,105 --> 00:45:40,371
stvarno bih volio
zapaliti splif

925
00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:42,306
s olimpijske baklje.

926
00:45:42,308 --> 00:45:44,241
CUNNINGHAM: Dodaj
meni odmah poslije.

927
00:45:44,243 --> 00:45:47,644
Ne zaboravimo goli
tandem base-jumping

928
00:45:47,646 --> 00:45:51,248
s WNBA-om
Sacramento Monarchs.

929
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:54,752
Sve što je na mojoj listi
uključuje javnu golotinju.

930
00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:58,088
Konačno, dajući Meredith
Baxter-Birney nizozemska pećnica.

931
00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:01,258
Br. Primanje Dutch Oven
od Meredith Baxter-Birney.

932
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:03,193
(SMIJEH)

933
00:46:05,731 --> 00:46:09,333
Pravljenje banana palačinki
za moju djecu.

934
00:46:12,638 --> 00:46:14,738
Vanessa.

935
00:46:18,277 --> 00:46:20,611
WADE: <i>Želim vidjeti Vanessu.</i>

936
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,146
FRANJO: Lijepa si.

937
00:46:22,148 --> 00:46:25,516
ne znam za
bilo tko drugi, ali ja sam dirnut.

938
00:46:25,518 --> 00:46:26,550
Samo smo se šalili.

939
00:46:26,552 --> 00:46:29,086
Ne, ne. u redu je

940
00:46:30,156 --> 00:46:32,523
Potičem distrakcije.

941
00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:34,825
Ne bih želio da odustaneš
na nas, hoćemo li?

942
00:46:34,827 --> 00:46:36,760
Hej, nemoj ništa srati
od njega, Cunningham.

943
00:46:37,696 --> 00:46:40,230
Koliko može biti čvrst...

944
00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:43,233
s imenom Franjo?

945
00:46:43,636 --> 00:46:45,169
Franjo?

946
00:46:45,171 --> 00:46:47,171
WADE: To je njegovo službeno ime.

947
00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:50,641
(SMIJE SE) Dobio je "Ajax"
iz sredstva za pranje posuđa.

948
00:46:52,578 --> 00:46:56,346
Ž, R, A, N, C, ja...

949
00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:58,215
Ups!

950
00:46:59,785 --> 00:47:02,753
Ugrabio oznaku za kemijsko čišćenje
skinuti svoj laboratorijski ogrtač.

951
00:47:04,590 --> 00:47:07,191
FYI, vjerojatno bih te mogao dobiti
superjunački popust.

952
00:47:07,193 --> 00:47:08,559
Ti si tako
nemilosrdno dosadan.

953
00:47:08,561 --> 00:47:09,593
Hvala.

954
00:47:09,595 --> 00:47:11,228
Nikad to prije nisam čuo.

955
00:47:11,230 --> 00:47:14,298
Zašto ne učiniš sve nas
uslugu i začepi?

956
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:16,366
Ili ću šivati
tvoja lijepa usta zatvori.

957
00:47:16,669 --> 00:47:18,135
Oh...

958
00:47:18,137 --> 00:47:19,736
Ja to ne bih napravio
da sam na tvom mjestu.

959
00:47:19,738 --> 00:47:21,371
Vidite, evo u čemu je problem

960
00:47:21,373 --> 00:47:23,207
danonoćna tortura...

961
00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:26,243
je da zapravo ne možete
korak naprijed od tamo.

962
00:47:28,681 --> 00:47:31,215
Je li to ono što misliš?

963
00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:38,822
Ako se ovo ne otključa
tvoja mutacija, onda, dobro...

964
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,425
ništa neće.

965
00:47:41,427 --> 00:47:42,943
Sada, ono što ćemo učiniti je

966
00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,460
smanjiti kisik
koncentracija u zraku...

967
00:47:44,463 --> 00:47:47,364
do točne točke koju osjećate
kao da se gušiš.

968
00:47:47,366 --> 00:47:48,632
Ako vam se moždani valovi uspore,

969
00:47:48,634 --> 00:47:51,235
što znači da si
skoro da ću se onesvijestiti...

970
00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:52,436
onda ćemo pojačati O2.

971
00:47:53,372 --> 00:47:54,771
Ako vam se otkucaji srca uspore...

972
00:47:54,773 --> 00:47:57,574
znači da možeš
da uhvatiš dah...

973
00:47:57,576 --> 00:47:59,576
smanjit ćemo ga.

974
00:47:59,578 --> 00:48:01,245
I to je gdje
ostavit ćemo te.

975
00:48:01,247 --> 00:48:03,614
Upravo tamo.

976
00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:05,883
Oh, i mislio sam
vi ste prije bili kreteni.

977
00:48:05,885 --> 00:48:09,219
FRANJO: Znaš
najsmješniji dio ovoga?

978
00:48:09,221 --> 00:48:12,389
Još uvijek misliš da zarađujemo
ti si superheroj.

979
00:48:12,391 --> 00:48:15,826
Vas. Nečastan otpust.

980
00:48:16,529 --> 00:48:18,662
Do bokova u kurvama.

981
00:48:19,365 --> 00:48:20,931
Ti si ništa.

982
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,268
Mala tajna, Wade.

983
00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:26,203
Ova radionica
ne stvara superheroje,

984
00:48:26,205 --> 00:48:29,406
stvaramo super-robove.

985
00:48:29,408 --> 00:48:31,241
Mi ćemo te uklopiti
s kontrolnom ogrlicom

986
00:48:31,243 --> 00:48:33,810
i prodati vas na aukciji
najvišem ponuditelju.

987
00:48:33,812 --> 00:48:36,213
Tko zna što
hoće li te natjerati da radiš?

988
00:48:36,215 --> 00:48:39,616
Teroriziranje građana,
poništavanje boraca za slobodu.

989
00:48:41,687 --> 00:48:44,955
Možda samo kositi
poneki travnjak.

990
00:48:44,957 --> 00:48:47,624
Koji kurac
nije u redu s tobom?

991
00:48:52,765 --> 00:48:55,666
Nikada nećeš ići kući
nakon ovoga.

992
00:48:55,668 --> 00:48:57,901
Sada je tu hrabro lice.

993
00:48:58,837 --> 00:49:00,571
Čekaj, čekaj! Čekati. Čekati.

994
00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:06,777
Ozbiljno, zapravo jesi
nešto u zubima sada.

995
00:49:08,647 --> 00:49:10,447
Uživajte u vikendu.

996
00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:12,249
"Vikend"? Napravi sigurnosnu kopiju.

997
00:49:12,251 --> 00:49:13,483
Vikend?

998
00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:15,886
(SISTENJE STROJA)

999
00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:20,390
(DAHĆUĆI)

1000
00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:21,992
(GUŠENJE)

1001
00:49:30,469 --> 00:49:32,269
(EKG ZVUK)

1002
00:49:34,807 --> 00:49:36,473
(GUŠENJE)
(EKG BIPKA BRZO)

1003
00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:57,294
WADE: <i>Jesam li rekao
ovo je bila ljubavna priča?</i>

1004
00:49:57,296 --> 00:49:59,696
<i>Ne, to je horor film.</i>

1005
00:50:00,366 --> 00:50:01,898
(VRIŠTANJE)

1006
00:50:11,877 --> 00:50:14,511
(DAHĆUĆI)

1007
00:50:16,048 --> 00:50:18,382
FRANJO: Jebeni pakao.

1008
00:50:18,384 --> 00:50:21,652
Izgleda da je netko izgubio svoj
pucao u Homecoming Kinga.

1009
00:50:21,654 --> 00:50:23,787
Što si mi učinio?

1010
00:50:23,789 --> 00:50:25,322
Samo sam podigao
vaše razine stresa

1011
00:50:25,324 --> 00:50:27,057
dovoljno visoko
pokrenuti mutaciju.

1012
00:50:27,059 --> 00:50:29,926
Ti sadistički drkadžijo!

1013
00:50:29,928 --> 00:50:32,396
Izliječio sam te, Wade.

1014
00:50:32,398 --> 00:50:35,032
Sada vaše mutirane stanice
može izliječiti bilo što.

1015
00:50:35,034 --> 00:50:37,868
Napada vaš rak
onoliko brzo koliko može formirati.

1016
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:41,738
Da, vidio sam slično
nuspojave prije.

1017
00:50:42,941 --> 00:50:44,007
Mogla bih ih izliječiti...

1018
00:50:47,646 --> 00:50:49,446
ali gdje je zabava u tome?

1019
00:50:51,650 --> 00:50:54,351
Sad ću
ponovno te zatvori, Wade.

1020
00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:57,954
Ne zato što trebam.

1021
00:51:01,827 --> 00:51:03,694
Zato što želim.

1022
00:51:05,431 --> 00:51:07,564
(TEŠKO DIŠUĆI)

1023
00:51:17,976 --> 00:51:19,576
Oh dobro.

1024
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:20,811
Samo naprijed.

1025
00:51:23,782 --> 00:51:25,649
Oh, smrdiš na govno.

1026
00:51:26,819 --> 00:51:28,852
(GUNCA)
Vau! (SMIJEH)

1027
00:51:28,854 --> 00:51:30,821
ANĐEOSKA PRAŠINA: Majku ti.

1028
00:51:30,823 --> 00:51:32,789
Hej, hej, hej.
Sve je u redu, sve je u redu.

1029
00:51:33,826 --> 00:51:35,826
Mislim da mu dugujemo
taj, da?

1030
00:51:35,828 --> 00:51:38,395
Skineš se. Nastavi.

1031
00:51:38,964 --> 00:51:40,497
Idi ti.

1032
00:51:51,443 --> 00:51:53,009
Brzo pitanje.

1033
00:51:55,147 --> 00:51:57,414
kako se ja zovem

1034
00:52:02,988 --> 00:52:04,521
Nisam tako mislio.

1035
00:52:06,158 --> 00:52:09,025
WADE: <i>Oprosti, Francis.
Moje usne su zapečaćene.</i>

1036
00:52:09,027 --> 00:52:10,660
(STENJANJE)

1037
00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:27,177
(TEŠKO DIŠUĆI)

1038
00:52:57,943 --> 00:52:59,142
(EKSPLODIRA)

1039
00:53:08,921 --> 00:53:11,621
(MUŠKARCI VRISTE
U DALJINI)

1040
00:53:14,226 --> 00:53:15,892
(NERAZGODINJENO VIKANJE)

1041
00:53:15,894 --> 00:53:17,494
(MUŠKARAC KAŠLJE)

1042
00:53:31,210 --> 00:53:32,476
(OBOJE GRŽTAJU)

1043
00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:45,255
(STENJE)

1044
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,526
(groktanje)

1045
00:54:00,138 --> 00:54:01,204
(STENJANJE)

1046
00:54:05,544 --> 00:54:06,877
Ne želiš me ubiti.

1047
00:54:06,879 --> 00:54:09,212
Ja sam jedina
tko može popraviti tvoju ružnu šalicu.

1048
00:54:09,214 --> 00:54:10,780
(groktanje)

1049
00:54:19,758 --> 00:54:21,124
(SMIJEH)

1050
00:54:21,126 --> 00:54:22,692
(groktanje)

1051
00:54:24,897 --> 00:54:26,830
(STENJANJE)

1052
00:54:45,183 --> 00:54:46,583
(GLASNO GRUNCA)

1053
00:54:47,586 --> 00:54:49,085
(POVRAĆANJE)

1054
00:54:50,055 --> 00:54:51,988
(GUNCA I SMIJE SE)

1055
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,993
(groktanje)

1056
00:54:59,765 --> 00:55:01,798
(WADE TEŠKO DIŠE)

1057
00:55:05,938 --> 00:55:07,604
kako se ja zovem

1058
00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:14,878
CUNNINGHAM: Wade.

1059
00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:15,939
(STENJE)

1060
00:56:22,114 --> 00:56:25,215
WADE: <i>Nisam tek tako dobio</i>
<i>lijek za</i> rak...

1061
00:56:26,752 --> 00:56:29,352
<i>Imam lijek</i>
<i>na</i> el <i>sve.</i>

1062
00:56:33,025 --> 00:56:35,258
<i>Ali bilo je
samo jedna stvar...</i>

1063
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:37,027
<i>to je stvarno bilo važno.</i>

1064
00:56:39,965 --> 00:56:42,699
(NEJASNI RAZGOVORI)

1065
00:56:48,707 --> 00:56:50,206
(TUTNJAVANJE GROMA)

1066
00:56:58,316 --> 00:57:00,717
(NEJASNI RAZGOVORI)

1067
00:57:01,987 --> 00:57:03,086
(PLAČ DJETETA)

1068
00:57:06,324 --> 00:57:07,390
ŽENA: Hajde, idemo.

1069
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:15,699
ŽENA: Oh, to mora da boli.

1070
00:57:16,435 --> 00:57:18,935
hvala ti puno

1071
00:57:18,937 --> 00:57:20,937
(NEJASNO
RAZGOVORI SE NASTAVLJAJU)

1072
00:57:29,948 --> 00:57:32,182
Bože, tako je jebeno kvrgav.

1073
00:57:32,184 --> 00:57:33,750
ŽENA: Pogledaj mu lice.

1074
00:57:33,752 --> 00:57:36,086
ČOVJEK: O, moj Bože. Jadnik.

1075
00:57:36,088 --> 00:57:37,220
PJEŠAK:
Dušo, ne bulji.

1076
00:57:37,222 --> 00:57:38,488
MUŠKI PJEŠAK: Nakaza.

1077
00:57:38,490 --> 00:57:39,823
(NEJASNI RAZGOVORI)

1078
00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:41,024
(TEŠKO DIŠUĆI)

1079
00:57:58,844 --> 00:58:02,345
Nema šanse. Ne pravim
njezin život jednako ružan kao i moj.

1080
00:58:02,347 --> 00:58:05,014
Hajde, Wade,
ne može biti tako loše.

1081
00:58:05,016 --> 00:58:07,384
Ah, sranje!

1082
00:58:07,385 --> 00:58:09,753
Ja sam čudovište iznutra i izvana.
Ja pripadam jebenom cirkusu.

1083
00:58:09,755 --> 00:58:12,288
Wade, Vanessa te voli.
Nju nije briga što ti...

1084
00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:14,023
Oh! Oh.

1085
00:58:14,025 --> 00:58:15,191
Sviđa li vam se što vidite?

1086
00:58:15,193 --> 00:58:16,926
br.

1087
00:58:16,928 --> 00:58:18,394
Izgledaš kao avokado

1088
00:58:18,396 --> 00:58:20,964
imao seks sa starijom,
odvratniji avokado.

1089
00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:22,132
Da.

1090
00:58:22,134 --> 00:58:24,200
Ne nježno.
Kao da je bilo zajebavanje mržnje.

1091
00:58:24,202 --> 00:58:26,136
Nešto nije bilo u redu
s vezom...

1092
00:58:26,138 --> 00:58:28,071
i to je bilo
jedina katarza

1093
00:58:28,073 --> 00:58:29,973
da su mogli pronaći
bez nasilja.

1094
00:58:29,975 --> 00:58:32,375
I jedini tip
tko može popraviti ovu gadnu šalicu...

1095
00:58:32,377 --> 00:58:35,211
je britansko sranje
koji je vodio tvornicu mutanata.

1096
00:58:35,213 --> 00:58:37,147
I otišao je. puf!

1097
00:58:37,149 --> 00:58:38,982
Da, pa moraš to učiniti
nešto da se ovo popravi...

1098
00:58:38,984 --> 00:58:40,116
jer od sada,

1099
00:58:40,118 --> 00:58:42,018
imate samo
jedan način djelovanja.

1100
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:43,253
Prokleto ravno.

1101
00:58:43,255 --> 00:58:45,121
Nađi Franju.
Glumi u horor filmovima.

1102
00:58:45,123 --> 00:58:46,222
Što?

1103
00:58:46,224 --> 00:58:48,291
Glumite u vlastitim horor filmovima.

1104
00:58:48,293 --> 00:58:49,893
Jer izgledaš
poput Freddyja Kruegera

1105
00:58:49,895 --> 00:58:53,129
sjeban u lice
topografska karta Utaha.

1106
00:58:53,131 --> 00:58:54,998
Evo što
Zapravo ću učiniti.

1107
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,132
Ja ću raditi
preko svoje posade

1108
00:58:56,134 --> 00:58:58,118
sve dok netko
odustaje od Franje...

1109
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:00,103
onda ga natjeraj da ovo popravi
ispaliti mu metak u lobanju...

1110
00:59:00,105 --> 00:59:01,871
i zajebi rupu u mozgu.

1111
00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:05,008
Ne želim to vidjeti
ili razmislite ponovno.

1112
00:59:05,010 --> 00:59:07,110
Ali kreten zna
misli da si mrtav, zar ne?

1113
00:59:07,112 --> 00:59:08,378
Da.

1114
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:09,913
To je dobro.
Trebao bi tako i ostati.

1115
00:59:09,915 --> 00:59:11,514
Što, kao, nositi masku?

1116
00:59:11,516 --> 00:59:14,517
Da. Jako gusta maska.
Sve vrijeme.

1117
00:59:15,153 --> 00:59:16,286
žao mi je...

1118
00:59:16,288 --> 00:59:19,022
ti proganjaš.

1119
00:59:19,024 --> 00:59:21,024
Tvoje lice je
stvari iz noćnih mora.

1120
00:59:21,026 --> 00:59:22,325
Kao testis sa zubima.

1121
00:59:22,327 --> 00:59:24,160
Umrijet ćeš sam.

1122
00:59:24,162 --> 00:59:26,329
Mislim, kad bi mogao umrijeti.

1123
00:59:26,331 --> 00:59:28,398
U idealnom slučaju, za dobrobit drugih.

1124
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,033
To će biti dovoljno.

1125
00:59:30,035 --> 00:59:31,901
Sve što vam sada treba je odijelo
i nadimak...

1126
00:59:31,903 --> 00:59:34,137
kao Wade the Wisecracker...

1127
00:59:34,139 --> 00:59:37,273
ili Scaredevil,
gospodine Neverdie.

1128
00:59:37,909 --> 00:59:39,209
Oh, sranje.

1129
00:59:39,578 --> 00:59:41,544
Što?

1130
00:59:41,546 --> 00:59:43,580
Uložio sam sav svoj novac
na tebi i sada...

1131
00:59:43,582 --> 00:59:45,181
Upravo sam shvatio
Nikada neću pobijediti, uh...

1132
00:59:45,183 --> 00:59:46,282
Mrtvi bazen.

1133
00:59:50,188 --> 00:59:52,488
Kapetan Deadpool...

1134
00:59:54,326 --> 00:59:55,458
Ne, samo...

1135
00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:57,293
Samo Deadpool, da.
Samo Deadpool.

1136
00:59:57,295 --> 00:59:59,462
Vama, g. Pool.

1137
00:59:59,464 --> 01:00:00,864
Deadpool.

1138
01:00:00,866 --> 01:00:02,165
To zvuči kao
jebena franšiza.

1139
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:03,233
(ZVUK NAOČALA)

1140
01:00:16,581 --> 01:00:19,349
Ovo sranje će
imati orahe u sebi.

1141
01:00:19,351 --> 01:00:20,984
(ČOVJEK STENJE)
Gdje je Francis?

1142
01:00:21,353 --> 01:00:23,286
(groktanje)

1143
01:00:25,924 --> 01:00:27,090
(PUCNJAKA)

1144
01:00:27,092 --> 01:00:28,291
(STENJANJE)

1145
01:00:32,931 --> 01:00:33,997
(UZDASI)

1146
01:00:34,966 --> 01:00:36,566
WADE: Gdje je Francis?

1147
01:00:44,976 --> 01:00:47,010
AL: Seltzer voda
a limun za krv.

1148
01:00:48,213 --> 01:00:51,180
Ili nosi crveno. glupane.

1149
01:00:56,655 --> 01:00:58,354
(SVI NAVIJAJU)

1150
01:01:03,028 --> 01:01:04,594
(GALAŠTVO)

1151
01:01:07,265 --> 01:01:08,431
(STENJANJE)

1152
01:01:08,433 --> 01:01:09,699
(PUCNJAKA)
(LJUDI VRIŠTE)

1153
01:01:09,701 --> 01:01:11,334
WADE: Ne tjeraj me
pitaj dvaput.

1154
01:01:12,570 --> 01:01:14,137
gdje...

1155
01:01:14,139 --> 01:01:16,673
je Franjo?

1156
01:01:16,675 --> 01:01:18,508
Natjerao me da pitam dvaput.

1157
01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,576
Prigušuje li mi maska ​​glas?

1158
01:01:25,317 --> 01:01:26,950
Gdje je Francis?

1159
01:01:27,552 --> 01:01:29,419
(PUCNJAKA)

1160
01:01:29,421 --> 01:01:31,354
Gdje je dovraga Francis?

1161
01:01:31,990 --> 01:01:33,056
(STENJANJE)

1162
01:01:36,294 --> 01:01:37,560
(STENJANJE)

1163
01:01:37,562 --> 01:01:40,029
(WADE SE SMIJE)

1164
01:01:40,031 --> 01:01:43,333
Upravo ćete biti ubijeni
od Zambonija.

1165
01:01:43,335 --> 01:01:44,567
Gdje je Francis?

1166
01:01:44,569 --> 01:01:46,035
(ŽENA CVIČE)

1167
01:01:46,037 --> 01:01:47,670
Ne! Molim!

1168
01:01:47,672 --> 01:01:50,606
O Bože! Tako mi je žao!

1169
01:01:50,608 --> 01:01:51,674
(ŽENA VRISTI)

1170
01:01:51,676 --> 01:01:54,577
Oh! Ti mali
majmun pauk!

1171
01:01:54,579 --> 01:01:56,012
(ISPIRANJE WC-a)

1172
01:01:57,449 --> 01:02:01,050
Gdje... je... Francis?

1173
01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:03,353
Ovo je zbunjujuće.

1174
01:02:03,355 --> 01:02:04,687
Je li seksistički udariti te?

1175
01:02:04,689 --> 01:02:06,356
Je li više seksistički
da te ne udarim?

1176
01:02:06,358 --> 01:02:08,725
Mislim, linija
postaje stvarno... mutno.

1177
01:02:08,727 --> 01:02:09,747
(GOVORI ŠPANJOLSKI)

1178
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,000
GDJE JE FRANJO?

1179
01:02:12,497 --> 01:02:14,564
Reci mi gdje
tvoj jebeni šef je

1180
01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:16,432
ili ćeš umrijeti!

1181
01:02:16,434 --> 01:02:18,167
Za pet minuta!

1182
01:02:28,213 --> 01:02:30,113
(ŠAPUĆE)
Ne ustručavajte se nazvati me.

1183
01:02:45,530 --> 01:02:47,730
Drago mi je vidjeti te, Jarede.

1184
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,633
Izdržat ću...

1185
01:02:50,635 --> 01:02:51,701
Potpuno napunjen.

1186
01:02:53,104 --> 01:02:54,270
(groktanje)
(PUCNJAKA)

1187
01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:00,309
(DAHĆUĆI)

1188
01:03:02,414 --> 01:03:03,713
(GUNCA)
(STAKLO SE LJUTI)

1189
01:03:05,784 --> 01:03:07,350
(STENJE) Whoa, whoa!

1190
01:03:07,352 --> 01:03:09,085
41 potvrđeno ubojstvo.

1191
01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:11,454
Sada je 89.
Uskoro ću imati 90.

1192
01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,356
g. Wilson?

1193
01:03:13,358 --> 01:03:14,457
Ding-ding.

1194
01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:17,560
Ti tražiš
vrlo živ.

1195
01:03:17,562 --> 01:03:19,829
Ha! Samo izvana!

1196
01:03:19,831 --> 01:03:21,497
Ovo neće ići
dobro završiti za mene, je li?

1197
01:03:21,499 --> 01:03:22,799
Ovo neće ići
završi dobro za tebe, ne.

1198
01:03:22,801 --> 01:03:24,167
Gdje ti je šef?

1199
01:03:24,169 --> 01:03:25,668
Mogu vam točno reći...

1200
01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:27,437
(ŠUŠI PORUGLJIVO)

1201
01:03:27,439 --> 01:03:29,806
Oh, ti ćeš mi reći.
Ali prvo...

1202
01:03:29,808 --> 01:03:32,275
Možda želiš
skrenuti pogled za ovim.

1203
01:03:32,277 --> 01:03:33,576
Sada ovo malo prase
otišao u...

1204
01:03:33,578 --> 01:03:34,744
(AGENT SMITH VRISTI)

1205
01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:38,081
WADE: Hvala vam, agente Smith.

1206
01:03:41,519 --> 01:03:42,585
Taksi!

1207
01:03:44,122 --> 01:03:46,422
Uskoči! Odličan dan za vožnju.

1208
01:03:46,424 --> 01:03:48,291
(HINDI PJESMA NA RADIJU)

1209
01:03:48,293 --> 01:03:49,933
WADE: I svi znamo
kako je ovo ispalo.

1210
01:03:52,564 --> 01:03:54,797
<i>Ups!
Nije ti bilo suđeno to vidjeti.</i>

1211
01:04:02,707 --> 01:04:04,874
tamo. Sve je nadoknađeno.

1212
01:04:04,876 --> 01:04:06,542
(SVIRA JAZZ GLAZBA)

1213
01:04:12,550 --> 01:04:15,151
mi smo ovdje

1214
01:04:15,153 --> 01:04:18,521
(STENJE) Oprosti zbog
krvari u svom tvom smeću.

1215
01:04:20,859 --> 01:04:22,525
(GUNCA)

1216
01:04:24,696 --> 01:04:26,796
Seltzer vode i
limun za krv.

1217
01:04:27,298 --> 01:04:28,865
Vau!

1218
01:04:28,867 --> 01:04:31,567
Neke vrste ljutnje
ne može se upravljati...

1219
01:04:31,569 --> 01:04:33,736
poput vrste gdje
vaš godišnji plan

1220
01:04:33,738 --> 01:04:37,340
završava s pogrešnim tipom
biti raskomadan!

1221
01:04:37,342 --> 01:04:40,243
Rečeno, kad dođe vrijeme
za lizanje rana,

1222
01:04:40,245 --> 01:04:42,478
nigdje nije bolje od doma.

1223
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,580
Ah, i dijelim taj dom
s nekim koga si upoznao,

1224
01:04:44,582 --> 01:04:47,350
stara slijepa gospođa
iz praonice, Al.

1225
01:04:47,352 --> 01:04:49,252
Bože, nedostaje mi kokain.

1226
01:04:49,254 --> 01:04:51,738
njoj.

1227
01:04:51,739 --> 01:04:54,223
(GASPS) Probijanje četvrtog zida
unutar četvrtog zida.

1228
01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:57,326
To je kao 16 zidova.

1229
01:04:57,328 --> 01:04:58,794
Ona je kao Robin mom Batmanu,

1230
01:04:58,796 --> 01:05:02,732
osim što je stara,
i crna, i slijepa.

1231
01:05:02,734 --> 01:05:04,767
I mislim
ona je zaljubljena u mene.

1232
01:05:04,769 --> 01:05:08,371
WADE: <i>Čekaj, prilično sam siguran
I Robin voli Batmana.</i>

1233
01:05:08,373 --> 01:05:09,572
(KUCA NA VRATA)

1234
01:05:13,878 --> 01:05:15,278
(KUCA NA VRATA)

1235
01:05:16,814 --> 01:05:18,281
(AL STENJE)

1236
01:05:18,283 --> 01:05:19,348
WADE: Al?

1237
01:05:21,619 --> 01:05:23,219
Jutro, pospanko.

1238
01:05:23,221 --> 01:05:24,520
(GUNCA)

1239
01:05:24,522 --> 01:05:26,689
Miriše kao
hlače stare dame ovdje.

1240
01:05:26,691 --> 01:05:28,691
Da, star sam.
Nosim hlače.

1241
01:05:28,693 --> 01:05:30,560
Ali ti nisi dama.

1242
01:05:30,562 --> 01:05:33,829
Oh! Tako udoban.

1243
01:05:33,831 --> 01:05:36,899
Dobra strana slijeposti:
Nikad te nisam vidio u Crocsima.

1244
01:05:36,901 --> 01:05:38,434
Misliš moj veliki,
gumene cipele za masturbiranje?

1245
01:05:38,436 --> 01:05:39,936
AL: Da, znam.

1246
01:05:39,938 --> 01:05:42,705
Loša strana slijeposti...

1247
01:05:42,707 --> 01:05:45,274
čujem sve
u ovom dupleksu.

1248
01:05:45,276 --> 01:05:46,342
(STENJE)

1249
01:05:47,312 --> 01:05:48,544
Sjednite na štap.

1250
01:05:48,546 --> 01:05:49,579
baktin?

1251
01:05:49,581 --> 01:05:53,716
Da. Bactin bi to trebao učiniti.

1252
01:05:54,786 --> 01:05:56,586
Kako ono Kullen
dolaziš?

1253
01:05:56,588 --> 01:05:58,688
IKEA se ne sastavlja sama,
znate.

1254
01:05:58,690 --> 01:06:01,691
Ti meni govoriš.
Ne smetaju mi ​​Kulleni.

1255
01:06:01,693 --> 01:06:04,327
To je poboljšanje
na Hurdalu.

1256
01:06:04,329 --> 01:06:06,862
Molim. Bilo što je
poboljšanje u odnosu na Hurdal.

1257
01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:10,967
Uzeo bih Hemnes
ili Trysil preko Hurdala.

1258
01:06:10,969 --> 01:06:13,836
O, ne, nisam se uzbudila
dok nisam vidio Kullen.

1259
01:06:13,838 --> 01:06:15,004
Zajebi, molim te.

1260
01:06:15,006 --> 01:06:16,572
Ovdje? Sada?
Samo se šalim.

1261
01:06:16,574 --> 01:06:17,740
Znam da su prošla desetljeća.

1262
01:06:17,742 --> 01:06:18,908
Iznenadili biste se.

1263
01:06:19,611 --> 01:06:20,776
Prilično odvratno.

1264
01:06:22,714 --> 01:06:25,281
(STENJE) Ta... Da.

1265
01:06:30,855 --> 01:06:34,490
Volio bih da nikad nisam čuo
od Craigslista.

1266
01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:35,758
I citiram,
"Tražim cimera,

1267
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,026
"slijep za
životne nesavršenosti.

1268
01:06:37,028 --> 01:06:38,811
"Mora biti dobar s rukama."

1269
01:06:38,812 --> 01:06:40,595
Ili biste radije da ja gradim
IKEA, a ti plaćaš najam?

1270
01:06:40,598 --> 01:06:42,565
Zašto takav tuš
jutros?

1271
01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:45,034
Da rezimiramo.

1272
01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:46,735
Pijetao čičak koji
pretvorio me u ovu nakazu...

1273
01:06:46,738 --> 01:06:48,537
provukao se
moje ruke danas...

1274
01:06:50,008 --> 01:06:51,707
ruka

1275
01:06:51,709 --> 01:06:53,042
Uhvatiti ga je bilo
moja jedina šansa

1276
01:06:53,044 --> 01:06:54,877
opet biti vruće,
vrati moju super seksi bivšu...

1277
01:06:54,879 --> 01:06:57,346
i spriječiti ovo sranje
događa nekom drugom.

1278
01:06:57,348 --> 01:06:59,348
Dakle, da,
danas je bilo jednako zabavno

1279
01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:00,983
kao dildo od brusnog papira.

1280
01:07:01,753 --> 01:07:02,885
(WADE PRĐI)

1281
01:07:02,887 --> 01:07:04,553


1282
01:07:21,906 --> 01:07:23,939
Saznao tko nam je prijatelj
u crvenom odijelu je.

1283
01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:29,045
Jebeni Wade Wilson.

1284
01:07:29,047 --> 01:07:32,048
Pretpostavljam da bih i ja nosio masku
kad bih imao takvo lice.

1285
01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:33,716
Samo bih volio da sam ozdravio isto.

1286
01:07:37,655 --> 01:07:40,523
Ipak ćemo ga staviti
iz naše bijede.

1287
01:07:40,525 --> 01:07:42,024
Pod našim uvjetima.

1288
01:07:42,026 --> 01:07:43,893
Pravo.
A kada ozdravi?

1289
01:07:44,829 --> 01:07:46,028
Ne može.

1290
01:07:46,030 --> 01:07:48,664
Ne ako nema ništa
lijevo od njega da ozdravi.

1291
01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:52,702
Znaš, smiješno je.
Skoro da mi nedostaje jebač.

1292
01:07:54,005 --> 01:07:55,604
Volim izazove.

1293
01:07:56,841 --> 01:07:58,974
Ali on je loš
za posao.

1294
01:07:58,976 --> 01:08:00,810
Sada idemo
nađi ga.

1295
01:08:01,679 --> 01:08:02,745
Oh.

1296
01:08:03,681 --> 01:08:05,114
(WADE POLAKO gunđa)

1297
01:08:05,116 --> 01:08:06,716
Tylenol PM?

1298
01:08:06,718 --> 01:08:09,618
Možeš to zalijepiti
gdje si zabio Bactin.

1299
01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:11,987
Upao sam u svoju zalihu
umnjaka Percocet...

1300
01:08:11,989 --> 01:08:16,058
a ja kružim
jebeni Saturn upravo sada.

1301
01:08:16,961 --> 01:08:18,861
(UZDASI)

1302
01:08:18,863 --> 01:08:21,831
Ali cijenim gestu.

1303
01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:26,435
jesam li lud,
ili ti je ruka stvarno mala?

1304
01:08:26,437 --> 01:08:28,471
Otprilike u veličini
KFC spor.

1305
01:08:28,473 --> 01:08:30,373
Uf.

1306
01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:32,608
Shvaćam zašto si tako ljut...

1307
01:08:32,610 --> 01:08:34,143
ali tvoje raspoloženje
nikad se neće razvedriti

1308
01:08:34,145 --> 01:08:35,611
dok ne pronađeš ovu ženu...

1309
01:08:35,613 --> 01:08:36,979
i reci joj kako se osjećaš.

1310
01:08:36,981 --> 01:08:38,681
Što da ti stalno govorim,
gospođo Magoo?

1311
01:08:38,683 --> 01:08:40,516
Ne bi me htjela.

1312
01:08:40,518 --> 01:08:42,151
Kad bi me mogao vidjeti,
razumjeli biste.

1313
01:08:42,153 --> 01:08:43,486
Izgled nije sve.

1314
01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:44,620
Izgled je sve.

1315
01:08:44,622 --> 01:08:46,722
Jeste li ikada čuli
David Beckham govori?

1316
01:08:46,724 --> 01:08:49,058
Kao da se seksao u ustima
limenka helija.

1317
01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:50,626
Misliš na Ryana Reynoldsa
stigao ovako daleko

1318
01:08:50,628 --> 01:08:52,495
na njegovu vrhunsku glumačku metodu?

1319
01:08:52,497 --> 01:08:53,763
Ljubav je slijepa, Wade.

1320
01:08:53,765 --> 01:08:54,830
br.

1321
01:08:55,867 --> 01:08:57,800
ti si slijep.

1322
01:08:57,802 --> 01:09:00,770
Dakle, samo ćeš
ležati i cviliti?

1323
01:09:00,772 --> 01:09:02,872
Ne, pričekat ću do ovoga
ruka pluta kroz pubertet...

1324
01:09:02,874 --> 01:09:03,906
a onda ću
smisliti

1325
01:09:03,908 --> 01:09:05,108
potpuno novi
Plan za Božić.

1326
01:09:05,810 --> 01:09:07,076
u međuvremenu,

1327
01:09:07,078 --> 01:09:09,078
možda želiš
napustiti sobu.

1328
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,680
Kladim se da se osjeća ogromno
u ovoj ruci.

1329
01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:16,085
Idi, idi, idi.

1330
01:09:16,087 --> 01:09:17,887
LASICA: Dakle, doktor kaže,
“Loša vijest je

1331
01:09:17,889 --> 01:09:19,339
"nemaš
toliko dugo živjeti."

1332
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:20,790
Dakle, pacijent kaže,
"Koliko vremena imam?"

1333
01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:22,758
Liječnik kaže: "Pet."

1334
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,493
Tip kaže: "Pet čega?"

1335
01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:27,696
A doktor kaže,
"Četiri, tri, dva..."

1336
01:09:27,698 --> 01:09:28,898
(SVI SE SMIJU)

1337
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:37,039
Mogu li vam pomoći dame?

1338
01:09:39,677 --> 01:09:40,843
Oh, nadam se.

1339
01:09:44,949 --> 01:09:46,582
Čuo sam da bi mogao biti
u stanju me uputiti

1340
01:09:46,584 --> 01:09:49,685
u pravcu
jednog, hm, mog prijatelja.

1341
01:09:49,687 --> 01:09:50,753
Ime Wade Wilson.

1342
01:09:52,123 --> 01:09:53,456
oprosti

1343
01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:54,990
Ne znam ime.

1344
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,733
Hej, ne bi trebao
biti iza šanka.

1345
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:10,206
Vidio sam ovu djevojku.

1346
01:10:10,208 --> 01:10:11,707
FRANJO:
Ah, ovo mora biti Vanessa.

1347
01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:12,908
Toliko sam toga čuo o tebi.

1348
01:10:13,544 --> 01:10:14,610
(STENJANJE)

1349
01:10:17,114 --> 01:10:19,882
Hm, dušo,
možda biste htjeli pogledati okolo.

1350
01:10:19,884 --> 01:10:22,651
Ovo nije pravo mjesto
učiniti tako nešto.

1351
01:10:23,888 --> 01:10:25,721
Polako, Angel.

1352
01:10:25,723 --> 01:10:27,089
Spusti malog čovjeka.

1353
01:10:28,693 --> 01:10:30,826
Imamo sve
trebamo sada.

1354
01:10:30,828 --> 01:10:32,628
Jeste li sigurni?

1355
01:10:32,630 --> 01:10:35,731
Ne želiš nikakvu odjeću
koji nisu monokromatski?

1356
01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:38,534
Zabavite se u svoju ponoć
prikazivanje <i>Blade II.</i>

1357
01:10:40,605 --> 01:10:42,004
Vau.

1358
01:10:42,006 --> 01:10:43,839
Hvala što imaš
moja leđa, momci.

1359
01:10:48,779 --> 01:10:51,146
Wade, imamo
jebeni problem.

1360
01:10:51,148 --> 01:10:53,916
A pod "mi" mislim na "vas".

1361
01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:56,051
Ah, ne mogu vjerovati
Ja ovo radim.

1362
01:10:56,053 --> 01:10:58,988
Postoji li riječ za
napola uplašen, napola ljut?

1363
01:10:58,990 --> 01:11:01,156
Da, "užasnut",
pretpostavljam.

1364
01:11:01,158 --> 01:11:03,025
Jeste li odlučili što
hoćeš li joj reći?

1365
01:11:03,027 --> 01:11:04,293
jebi me!

1366
01:11:04,295 --> 01:11:06,295
Uh, možda i ne
počni s tim.

1367
01:11:06,297 --> 01:11:08,130
(SVIRA TRAP GLAZBA)

1368
01:11:12,136 --> 01:11:15,604
<i>Hej, dolazim
naša pozornica upravo sada...</i>

1369
01:11:15,606 --> 01:11:17,806
<i>odustani za Čednost!</i>

1370
01:11:17,808 --> 01:11:19,108
(SVI NAVIJAJU)

1371
01:11:21,612 --> 01:11:23,913
Ili kako ja volim
da je zovem, Irony.

1372
01:11:23,915 --> 01:11:26,048
Bolje je brzo pronađi
prije nego što numbnuts učini.

1373
01:11:26,050 --> 01:11:27,683
Kako znaš
ona je ovdje?

1374
01:11:27,685 --> 01:11:30,853
Jer sam stalno
vrebajući tu lisicu.

1375
01:11:44,902 --> 01:11:48,704
(GLAZBA SE UTIŠE)

1376
01:11:55,813 --> 01:12:00,082
WADE: <i>Svaki put kad je vidim,
kao da je prvi put...</i>

1377
01:12:00,084 --> 01:12:02,284
<i>Pogotovo iz ovog kuta.</i>

1378
01:12:21,372 --> 01:12:22,705
(GLAZBA ZATIŠAVA)

1379
01:12:22,707 --> 01:12:23,906
(MUŠKARCI NAVIJAJU)

1380
01:12:25,810 --> 01:12:27,109
SPIKER: <i>Ne možete kupiti ljubav,</i>

1381
01:12:27,111 --> 01:12:29,912
<i>ali možete ga iznajmiti
tri minute.</i>

1382
01:12:31,015 --> 01:12:32,081
(IZDAHNE)

1383
01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:35,651
Ah, ti slabi mamojebac!

1384
01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:37,286
hajde

1385
01:12:38,389 --> 01:12:39,855
Hajde, saberi se.

1386
01:12:39,857 --> 01:12:41,924
Ne radi se o meni,
ovo je o Vanessi.

1387
01:12:45,963 --> 01:12:47,296
Idemo.

1388
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:51,667
Maksimalni napor.

1389
01:12:55,006 --> 01:12:56,171
Vanessa.

1390
01:12:58,743 --> 01:13:00,743
Netko vani
tražeći tebe.

1391
01:13:00,745 --> 01:13:02,911
Nešto o, uh,
stari dečko.

1392
01:13:30,141 --> 01:13:31,273
Znao sam da si ti.

1393
01:13:33,077 --> 01:13:35,110
čudno,
zakrivljeni rubovi.

1394
01:13:36,681 --> 01:13:38,414
Kao slagalica.

1395
01:13:48,426 --> 01:13:50,392
Imate Wadea Wilsona
zahvaliti za ovo.

1396
01:13:53,097 --> 01:13:54,163
(VANESSA STENJE)

1397
01:13:59,336 --> 01:14:01,070
hej hej Gdje je otišla?

1398
01:14:01,072 --> 01:14:03,038
Uh, vidio sam je
glavu unatrag.

1399
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,406
Idi po nju, tigre.

1400
01:14:27,364 --> 01:14:29,865
(TIHO) Jebi ga. Jebati!

1401
01:14:32,369 --> 01:14:34,203
Mama ti jebem!

1402
01:14:34,205 --> 01:14:35,337
Čekaj, čekaj.
Hajde... Samo...

1403
01:14:35,339 --> 01:14:36,405
Žongliranje pijetao...

1404
01:14:36,406 --> 01:14:37,472
Možemo razgovarati o
što ćemo...

1405
01:14:37,475 --> 01:14:38,507
Jiminy! Jebeno lice!

1406
01:14:38,509 --> 01:14:39,942
Dobro, ili ti
može pogoditi to.

1407
01:14:39,944 --> 01:14:41,844
Da, da, da.
Jebati! Jebati!

1408
01:14:41,846 --> 01:14:43,212
Ne, ne.
U redu. hej

1409
01:14:43,214 --> 01:14:44,980
Jebati! Jebati!

1410
01:14:44,982 --> 01:14:46,515
Jebati!
Hej, ovaj...

1411
01:14:46,517 --> 01:14:49,118
Vau! Vau!
Opustiti. Opustiti. U redu.

1412
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,419
U redu. ja mislim
to je dobar početak.

1413
01:14:50,421 --> 01:14:52,488
Oh, počupat ću
njegov jebeni...

1414
01:14:52,490 --> 01:14:53,756
(ZVONI MOBITEL)
čekaj

1415
01:14:53,758 --> 01:14:55,224
Pronađite ga! Nađi ga.
Što?

1416
01:14:55,226 --> 01:14:57,092
Naljutit ću se.
U redu. U redu.

1417
01:14:57,094 --> 01:14:58,961
U redu. U redu. U redu.

1418
01:14:58,963 --> 01:15:00,262
Ovdje. Ovo je Vanessa.

1419
01:15:00,264 --> 01:15:02,297
Što?
Ne, čekaj. Franjo je.

1420
01:15:02,299 --> 01:15:05,100
On te želi
da dođe k njemu.

1421
01:15:05,102 --> 01:15:06,869
Što je to?
To je usrani emoji.

1422
01:15:06,871 --> 01:15:09,004
Znaš, to je govno sa
nasmijano lice i oči?

1423
01:15:09,006 --> 01:15:11,340
Mislio sam da je čokolada
jogurt tako dugo.

1424
01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,275
Trebam oružje.

1425
01:15:13,277 --> 01:15:14,409
Dobro, koje?

1426
01:15:14,411 --> 01:15:15,544
Trebam svo oružje!

1427
01:15:15,546 --> 01:15:17,012
U redu. U redu.

1428
01:15:17,014 --> 01:15:18,514
(SVIRANJE HEAVY METALA)

1429
01:15:37,468 --> 01:15:39,101
To je oko 3000 metaka.

1430
01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:42,404
Svi znamo
što mogu učiniti s 12.

1431
01:15:42,406 --> 01:15:44,573
Hej, hej, oprezno s tim,
Ronnie Milsap!

1432
01:15:44,575 --> 01:15:45,941
Niži smo.

1433
01:15:47,211 --> 01:15:48,877
Htjela sam
provesti noć

1434
01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:52,014
sastavljanje Borjea,
ali ovo me zanima.

1435
01:15:52,016 --> 01:15:54,917
Rekao sam ti, idemo s
Urvaj, a ne Borje.

1436
01:15:54,919 --> 01:15:56,919
Utuvi si to u glavu
ili otići iz jebenog grada.

1437
01:15:56,921 --> 01:15:59,588
Sranje. To su svi dijelovi
u kući.

1438
01:15:59,590 --> 01:16:01,924
Ne, ne... Hajde.
Idemo. Iskašljaj to.

1439
01:16:01,926 --> 01:16:03,392
Gore, gore, gore.

1440
01:16:04,428 --> 01:16:05,961
Oh. Dolje, dolje, dolje.

1441
01:16:05,963 --> 01:16:07,029
Jebi se.

1442
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,533
0,45 kal. sviđa mi se.

1443
01:16:13,571 --> 01:16:15,003
Wade...

1444
01:16:16,106 --> 01:16:18,974
Išao bih s tobom,
ali ne želim.

1445
01:16:22,046 --> 01:16:23,345
uh...

1446
01:16:23,347 --> 01:16:24,546
Slušaj, Al...

1447
01:16:25,516 --> 01:16:28,183
ako nikad ne vidim
opet ti,

1448
01:16:28,185 --> 01:16:31,620
Želim da to znaš
jako te volim.

1449
01:16:31,622 --> 01:16:35,490
I također, uh, postoji
oko 116 kilograma kokaina

1450
01:16:35,492 --> 01:16:37,025
negdje zakopan
u stanu...

1451
01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:39,862
odmah do lijeka
za sljepoću. Sretno.

1452
01:16:45,202 --> 01:16:46,635
Hoćeš da te zajebu?

1453
01:16:46,637 --> 01:16:48,303
(KRIŠTA GALEBOVA)

1454
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:54,076
(MOVJEK GOVORI
NEJASNO IZNAD P.A.)

1455
01:16:54,945 --> 01:16:56,511
(MURMLJANJE)

1456
01:16:56,513 --> 01:16:58,180
Spusti je dolje
ovdje.

1457
01:16:59,650 --> 01:17:00,916
(CVIJEK)

1458
01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:05,187
(MRMLJANJE SE NASTAVLJA)

1459
01:17:08,259 --> 01:17:09,491
Hajde onda.

1460
01:17:11,996 --> 01:17:14,997
Hvala, bez kurca.
I mislim na tebe.

1461
01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:18,300
Vau. I ti si govornik.
Ti i Wade.

1462
01:17:18,302 --> 01:17:20,135
Pokušavao sam
da vam kažem seronje,

1463
01:17:20,137 --> 01:17:21,536
imaš pogrešnu djevojku.

1464
01:17:21,538 --> 01:17:23,238
Moj stari dečko,
on je mrtav.

1465
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:27,009
Vidiš, i ja sam to mislio.
Ali on se stalno vraća.

1466
01:17:27,011 --> 01:17:28,277
Kao žohar...

1467
01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:30,545
ali ružniji.

1468
01:17:30,547 --> 01:17:35,183
Sada, možda ne osjećam,
ali on to čini.

1469
01:17:35,185 --> 01:17:37,225
Da vidimo kako se bori
s glavom na bloku.

1470
01:17:46,063 --> 01:17:47,529
Ripley, iz <i>Aliena 3!</i>

1471
01:17:48,165 --> 01:17:50,132
Jebote, ti si star.

1472
01:17:50,134 --> 01:17:51,566
(KRIŽANJE)

1473
01:17:51,568 --> 01:17:54,036
Lažni smijeh.
Skrivanje prave boli.

1474
01:17:54,038 --> 01:17:55,370
Idi po srebrne lopte.

1475
01:17:55,372 --> 01:17:57,940
Idete nešto nešto?
Specijalni ranoranilac?

1476
01:17:57,942 --> 01:17:59,174
Oh, kao da postoji
nešto nije u redu

1477
01:17:59,176 --> 01:18:00,709
s jelom prije zalaska sunca
ili ušteda novca.

1478
01:18:00,711 --> 01:18:04,246
Ne, znaš tog lošeg tipa
da si pustio?

1479
01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:06,615
Ima moju djevojku.

1480
01:18:06,617 --> 01:18:08,450
Ti ćeš
pomozi mi da je vratim.

1481
01:18:08,452 --> 01:18:10,352
COLOSSUS: Wade, jesi li to ti?

1482
01:18:10,354 --> 01:18:12,020
Da, to sam ja, Deadpool,

1483
01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:14,957
i dobio sam ponudu
koju ne možeš odbiti.

1484
01:18:17,461 --> 01:18:18,560
Ja ću čekati
ovdje vani, u redu?

1485
01:18:18,562 --> 01:18:20,128
To je velika kuća.

1486
01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:21,964
Smiješno je da samo ja
ikada vidjeti vas dvoje.

1487
01:18:21,966 --> 01:18:24,247
Gotovo je kao studio
nije mogao priuštiti još jednog X-Mana.

1488
01:18:27,604 --> 01:18:29,237
WADE: I zato,
po mom mišljenju...

1489
01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:32,975
film <i>Cocoon</i>
je čista pornografija.

1490
01:18:32,977 --> 01:18:34,643
Tko je donio
ovaj svjetlucavi čovjek?

1491
01:18:34,645 --> 01:18:36,745
Svjetlucavo, ali smrtonosno.

1492
01:18:36,747 --> 01:18:39,348
Moj kromirani penis
prijatelj tamo

1493
01:18:39,350 --> 01:18:41,450
je pristao
učiniti mi ovo solidno.

1494
01:18:41,452 --> 01:18:43,452
u zamjenu,
Rekao sam da hoću

1495
01:18:43,454 --> 01:18:45,487
razmisli o pridruživanju njegovom boy bendu.

1496
01:18:45,489 --> 01:18:46,755
Nije boy band.

1497
01:18:46,757 --> 01:18:48,590
Naravno da nije.

1498
01:18:48,592 --> 01:18:51,626
(GLASNO UZDIŠE) Dakle,
jesi li uspio ponovno osvojiti Gitu?

1499
01:18:51,628 --> 01:18:54,229
Pokušao sam se čvrsto držati,
gospodine Pool...

1500
01:18:54,231 --> 01:18:58,467
ali Bandhu je lukaviji
i zgodniji od mene.

1501
01:18:58,469 --> 01:19:00,302
Pa, mislim da jesi
prokleto sladak.

1502
01:19:02,339 --> 01:19:03,538
(ČOVJEK VRISTI)

1503
01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:04,780
(PUNJABI GLAZBA
SVIRANJE NA RADIJU)

1504
01:19:06,143 --> 01:19:07,709
Dopinder.
Hmm?

1505
01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:10,178
Što je to bilo?

1506
01:19:10,748 --> 01:19:12,147
uh...

1507
01:19:12,149 --> 01:19:17,719
To je bio Bandhu
u prtljažniku.

1508
01:19:18,389 --> 01:19:20,456
Zabraniti koga?

1509
01:19:20,457 --> 01:19:22,524
Moj romantični suparnik Bandhu.
Zavezan je u prtljažniku.

1510
01:19:22,526 --> 01:19:24,292
Radim kako si rekao, DP.

1511
01:19:24,294 --> 01:19:26,294
Planiram ga iščupati
kao tandoori riba,

1512
01:19:26,296 --> 01:19:28,196
zatim baci njegovu lešinu
na Gitinom pragu.

1513
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,166
Nisam mu rekla
učiniti to.

1514
01:19:31,168 --> 01:19:33,769
Apsolutno ne.
Izgubilo se u prijevodu.

1515
01:19:33,771 --> 01:19:37,172
Dopinder, ovo nije način
ponovno osvojiti Gitino srce!

1516
01:19:37,174 --> 01:19:38,807
(ŠAPUĆE)
Tako sam ponosan na tebe.

1517
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:40,441
Odbaci Bandhua,
siguran i nježan.

1518
01:19:40,444 --> 01:19:41,510
(ŠAPUĆE) Ubij ga.

1519
01:19:41,512 --> 01:19:43,678
i onda,
osvoji Gitu natrag...

1520
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,548
na starinski način:
s tvojim dječačkim šarmom.

1521
01:19:46,550 --> 01:19:48,150
(ŠAPUĆE) Otmi je.

1522
01:19:49,453 --> 01:19:50,652
On je super mrtav.

1523
01:19:51,188 --> 01:19:52,254
Vau!

1524
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:57,692
Pretpostavljam da je hrskav
daj pet?

1525
01:19:57,694 --> 01:20:00,562
za tebe? 10.

1526
01:20:00,564 --> 01:20:03,432
U redu, dečki, idemo van
i napraviti razliku.

1527
01:20:03,434 --> 01:20:05,400
(ŠAPUĆE)
Znaš što ti je činiti.

1528
01:20:06,303 --> 01:20:09,071
Sruši ih,
Pool Boy!

1529
01:20:10,174 --> 01:20:12,240
Vrijeme je za izradu
chimi-fuckin'-changas.

1530
01:20:13,577 --> 01:20:15,310
WADE: <i>Ne često
frajer ti uništi lice...</i>

1531
01:20:15,312 --> 01:20:18,313
<i>lubanja gazi tvoj razum,
zgrabi svoju buduću bebu mamu...</i>

1532
01:20:18,315 --> 01:20:20,082
<i>i osobno se brine za četiri</i>

1533
01:20:20,084 --> 01:20:22,484
<i>od tvojih pet
najsraniji trenuci.</i>

1534
01:20:22,486 --> 01:20:26,688
<i>Recimo samo da počinje
izgledati kao Božić.</i>

1535
01:20:39,603 --> 01:20:41,103
NEGASONIČNA TINEJDŽERSKA BOJNA GLAVA:
hej

1536
01:20:41,105 --> 01:20:42,404
Gdje je tvoja torba?

1537
01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:45,273
(ZVONI TELEFON)

1538
01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:50,378
(HINDI PJESMA NA RADIJU)

1539
01:20:54,585 --> 01:20:55,717
(TRUBI KAMION)

1540
01:20:56,453 --> 01:20:57,586
(ŠKRIPA GUMA)

1541
01:20:57,588 --> 01:20:59,421
(TUPCI)
(BANDHU VRISTI)

1542
01:21:01,225 --> 01:21:04,192
DOPINDER: Bandhu?

1543
01:21:04,194 --> 01:21:06,261
DOPINDER: <i>Ostavite poruku
i sretan dan.</i>

1544
01:21:06,263 --> 01:21:07,629
dovraga!

1545
01:21:07,631 --> 01:21:09,397
Ja ću to učiniti
na starinski način...

1546
01:21:09,399 --> 01:21:12,834
s dva mača
i maksimalnog truda.

1547
01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:14,870
Slušaj glazbu.

1548
01:21:14,872 --> 01:21:17,172
(SVIRA HIP-HOP GLAZBA)

1549
01:21:25,282 --> 01:21:26,581
(GLAZBA PRESTAJE)

1550
01:21:30,921 --> 01:21:33,922
FRANJO: Wade Wilson!

1551
01:21:33,924 --> 01:21:35,657
kako se ja zovem

1552
01:21:35,659 --> 01:21:37,859
Oh, ja sam jebeno
reci to za tebe.

1553
01:21:40,230 --> 01:21:41,363
Idi donesi.

1554
01:21:41,365 --> 01:21:42,531
Slijetanje superheroja.

1555
01:21:42,533 --> 01:21:43,665
Ona će učiniti
slijetanje superheroja.

1556
01:21:43,667 --> 01:21:44,733
Pričekaj to.

1557
01:21:47,938 --> 01:21:49,237
WADE: Vau!

1558
01:21:49,239 --> 01:21:50,805
Slijetanje superheroja!

1559
01:21:50,807 --> 01:21:52,307
Znaš, to je stvarno
teško na koljenima.

1560
01:21:52,309 --> 01:21:54,276
Totalno nepraktično.
Svi oni to rade.

1561
01:21:54,278 --> 01:21:57,546
Ti si ljupka dama, ali
Čuvam se za Francisa.

1562
01:21:57,548 --> 01:21:58,847
Eto zašto
doveo sam ga.

1563
01:21:58,849 --> 01:22:02,184
Radije ne bih udario ženu,
pa molim te...

1564
01:22:03,554 --> 01:22:05,587
(STENJE)

1565
01:22:09,293 --> 01:22:12,394
mislim,
zato sam je doveo?

1566
01:22:13,797 --> 01:22:15,964
Oh, ne, završi svoj tweet.
Nije... To je...

1567
01:22:15,966 --> 01:22:17,666
Daj nam samo sekundu.
Da.

1568
01:22:17,668 --> 01:22:19,201
Izvolite.
Hashtag to.

1569
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:22,370
Idi po nju, tigre.

1570
01:22:23,540 --> 01:22:25,407
(STENJE)

1571
01:22:28,845 --> 01:22:32,681
Oh, tako mi je žao tipa koji je
tjera je na maturalni seks.

1572
01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:35,217
U redu, onda. Vatra!

1573
01:22:35,219 --> 01:22:36,651
(PUCNJAKA)

1574
01:22:42,893 --> 01:22:43,959
(GUNCA)

1575
01:22:46,630 --> 01:22:48,363
Završi je jebati
jebi se!

1576
01:22:48,365 --> 01:22:49,464
Jezik, molim.

1577
01:22:49,466 --> 01:22:50,699
Puši kurac.

1578
01:22:50,701 --> 01:22:52,267
(OBOJE GRŽTAJU)

1579
01:23:16,627 --> 01:23:18,426
Skreni pogled, dijete.

1580
01:23:18,929 --> 01:23:20,462
Skreni pogled!

1581
01:23:21,031 --> 01:23:22,530
(VRIŠTANJE)

1582
01:23:27,671 --> 01:23:29,004
WADE: Čekaj!

1583
01:23:29,006 --> 01:23:30,338
Čekati!

1584
01:23:30,340 --> 01:23:31,373
Prekini vatru!

1585
01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:32,674
Prekini vatru!

1586
01:23:32,676 --> 01:23:34,309
WADE: Momci! hej hej

1587
01:23:35,545 --> 01:23:39,381
Radite samo za to
usrani prdac muppet.

1588
01:23:39,383 --> 01:23:41,549
Dakle, dat ću ti priliku

1589
01:23:41,551 --> 01:23:43,418
da svi legnete
vaše vatreno oružje...

1590
01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:46,488
u zamjenu za povlašteni,
na granici nježnosti...

1591
01:23:46,490 --> 01:23:50,058
moguće čak
ljubavnički tretman.

1592
01:23:50,060 --> 01:23:51,893
(PUCNJAKA)

1593
01:23:51,895 --> 01:23:53,061
u redu

1594
01:23:53,063 --> 01:23:54,362
Komandos!

1595
01:23:55,032 --> 01:23:56,598
(groktanje)

1596
01:24:02,939 --> 01:24:04,372
(IZDISANJE)

1597
01:24:04,975 --> 01:24:06,474
(groktanje)

1598
01:24:08,545 --> 01:24:09,644
(KOLOS GRČI)

1599
01:24:09,646 --> 01:24:10,712
(ANĐEO PRAŠINE STENJE)

1600
01:24:14,951 --> 01:24:16,584
(OBOJE GRŽTAJU)

1601
01:24:29,066 --> 01:24:30,332
(REŽI)

1602
01:24:30,701 --> 01:24:31,800
(MUŠKARCI USTENJE)

1603
01:24:46,850 --> 01:24:47,916
(groktanje)

1604
01:25:06,370 --> 01:25:07,502
Vrećica čaja!

1605
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:12,941
Bob?

1606
01:25:13,877 --> 01:25:15,127
Gaziti?

1607
01:25:15,128 --> 01:25:16,378
o moj Bože
Nisam te vidio od...

1608
01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:18,680
Jacksonville. petkom.
Od TGI petka.

1609
01:25:19,483 --> 01:25:21,716
Pa, koji vrag!

1610
01:25:21,718 --> 01:25:23,385
Bože, dođi ovamo, ti.

1611
01:25:23,653 --> 01:25:25,453
(GUNCA)

1612
01:25:25,455 --> 01:25:27,856
Kako su djeca?
Dobro?

1613
01:25:27,858 --> 01:25:29,691
A Gail, ona se još popravlja
taj lonac od tune?

1614
01:25:29,693 --> 01:25:31,526
Tako dobro.
Ali loše za struk,

1615
01:25:31,528 --> 01:25:32,888
ako znaš što
govorim o.

1616
01:25:37,167 --> 01:25:39,401
Oh! (PROČISTI GRLO)

1617
01:25:39,403 --> 01:25:42,737
Vaš... S lijeve strane.
Ti si lijepa žena.

1618
01:25:42,739 --> 01:25:44,005
To je tako slatko.

1619
01:25:44,007 --> 01:25:45,140
uh...

1620
01:25:45,142 --> 01:25:46,408
hvala

1621
01:25:46,676 --> 01:25:47,742
(GUNCA)

1622
01:25:51,648 --> 01:25:52,714
(STENJE)

1623
01:25:58,488 --> 01:25:59,254
WADE: Juhu!

1624
01:25:59,255 --> 01:26:00,021
FRANJO: Zar
i tebi pisati bilješke?

1625
01:26:00,023 --> 01:26:02,424
On je tako romantičan.

1626
01:26:02,426 --> 01:26:03,826
WADE: Ne brini, dušo.
dolazim.

1627
01:26:05,028 --> 01:26:06,561
Vatra!

1628
01:26:06,563 --> 01:26:07,829
(PUCNJAKA)

1629
01:26:13,770 --> 01:26:15,537
NEGASONIČNA TINEJDŽERSKA BOJNA GLAVA:
hej

1630
01:26:15,539 --> 01:26:16,604
Popni se!

1631
01:26:18,108 --> 01:26:20,175
(SVIRA DRAMATIČNA GLAZBA)

1632
01:26:27,717 --> 01:26:28,783
(VRIŠTANJE)

1633
01:26:34,691 --> 01:26:36,191
(STENJANJE)

1634
01:26:53,577 --> 01:26:55,076
Jebi ga...

1635
01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:08,957
Mamojebač je trebao
nosio svoje smeđe hlače.

1636
01:27:11,728 --> 01:27:12,927
bio si u pravu,
lijepa.

1637
01:27:13,763 --> 01:27:15,630
Crveno je stvarno moja boja.

1638
01:27:16,132 --> 01:27:17,265
Gaziti?

1639
01:27:17,267 --> 01:27:18,733
Ne brini, dušo...

1640
01:27:18,735 --> 01:27:21,135
Izvući ću te van
te kutije za govno.

1641
01:27:21,137 --> 01:27:23,571
Ima li boljeg načina da otpužeš natrag
unutar te tvoje glave?

1642
01:27:23,573 --> 01:27:25,507
Oh, nikad nisi otišao.

1643
01:27:25,509 --> 01:27:27,642
Ali jesi, seronjo!

1644
01:27:27,644 --> 01:27:29,077
Ah, duboko udahni, draga.

1645
01:27:30,647 --> 01:27:31,813
Oh, čekaj.

1646
01:27:32,849 --> 01:27:34,549
Pogrešan izbor riječi.

1647
01:27:35,585 --> 01:27:37,585
(GUŠENJE)

1648
01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,586
Nadam se da su blokirali bol
do zadnjeg živca.

1649
01:27:39,589 --> 01:27:40,722
Jer idem tražiti!

1650
01:27:41,992 --> 01:27:44,626
Čujem da si ponovno narastao
dijelovi tijela sada, Wade.

1651
01:27:44,628 --> 01:27:45,727
Kad završim...

1652
01:27:45,729 --> 01:27:47,629
dijelovi će imati
da ti ponovno naraste.

1653
01:27:47,631 --> 01:27:48,796
dobar jedan.

1654
01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:51,599
Da, to je bilo dobro.

1655
01:27:51,601 --> 01:27:52,667
Idemo plesati.

1656
01:27:53,904 --> 01:27:55,136
A pod plesom, mislim...

1657
01:27:55,138 --> 01:27:56,771
pokušajmo se poubijati.

1658
01:27:56,773 --> 01:27:58,106
(groktanje)
(METALNO ZVEČKANJE)

1659
01:28:06,149 --> 01:28:07,815
(DAHĆUĆI)

1660
01:28:07,817 --> 01:28:08,983
(groktanje)

1661
01:28:13,890 --> 01:28:14,956
(STENJE)

1662
01:28:33,310 --> 01:28:34,742
(KOLOS STENJE)

1663
01:28:38,682 --> 01:28:39,881
(GUŠENJE)

1664
01:28:50,961 --> 01:28:53,361
u redu Šakama.

1665
01:28:53,363 --> 01:28:55,597
Oh, zvuči kao
tvoja zadnja subotnja večer.

1666
01:28:55,599 --> 01:28:56,998
(groktanje)

1667
01:29:22,025 --> 01:29:23,358
(STENJANJE)

1668
01:29:35,639 --> 01:29:36,904
(groktanje)

1669
01:29:41,978 --> 01:29:43,911
(VANESSA STENJE)

1670
01:30:17,180 --> 01:30:19,280
seronjo!

1671
01:30:25,755 --> 01:30:26,854
(FRANJO GRUNTS)

1672
01:30:27,323 --> 01:30:28,890
(STENJE)

1673
01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:38,733
(groktanje)

1674
01:30:47,477 --> 01:30:48,743
(EKSPLODIRA)

1675
01:30:58,455 --> 01:31:00,154
(groktanje)

1676
01:31:10,867 --> 01:31:11,933
(VRIŠI)

1677
01:31:15,505 --> 01:31:17,105
drži se,
dušo!

1678
01:31:17,107 --> 01:31:19,173
Gaziti!
Imam te!

1679
01:31:22,412 --> 01:31:24,879
Imam plan.
Neće ti se svidjeti.

1680
01:31:24,881 --> 01:31:26,013
(groktanje)

1681
01:31:35,125 --> 01:31:36,290
Sranje! Sranje! Sranje!

1682
01:31:37,961 --> 01:31:40,061
(VANESSA VRISTI)

1683
01:31:42,165 --> 01:31:44,832
Ne brini.
Potpuno sam na vrhu ovoga.

1684
01:31:49,305 --> 01:31:51,072
(DAHĆUĆI)

1685
01:31:59,916 --> 01:32:01,949
Ah! Prokletstvo!

1686
01:32:02,786 --> 01:32:05,787
Maksimalan trud!

1687
01:32:06,923 --> 01:32:08,222
(VANESSA VRISTI)

1688
01:32:25,008 --> 01:32:26,407
(TRUTNJA)

1689
01:32:44,594 --> 01:32:46,027
(GUNCA)

1690
01:32:48,031 --> 01:32:49,096
hvala

1691
01:32:54,037 --> 01:32:55,570
Samo polako.

1692
01:33:02,278 --> 01:33:03,845
WADE: Juhu!

1693
01:33:06,082 --> 01:33:08,850
O moj Bože! To je bilo tako...

1694
01:33:08,852 --> 01:33:10,017
(groktanje)

1695
01:33:36,246 --> 01:33:38,379
(JAKO IZDAHNUTI)

1696
01:33:38,381 --> 01:33:39,647
(FRANJO SE SMIJE)

1697
01:33:39,649 --> 01:33:42,350
Nema riječi!

1698
01:33:42,352 --> 01:33:46,087
Ja i ti smo krenuli
popraviti ovaj puterface.

1699
01:33:46,656 --> 01:33:48,022
Što?

1700
01:33:48,591 --> 01:33:50,258
(SMIJE SE)

1701
01:33:50,260 --> 01:33:53,394
Ti glupi jebeni idiote.

1702
01:33:53,396 --> 01:33:58,099
Jeste li stvarno mislili
za to je bilo lijeka...

1703
01:33:59,936 --> 01:34:01,302
Što?

1704
01:34:01,304 --> 01:34:02,403
Čuo si me.

1705
01:34:04,173 --> 01:34:05,339
br.

1706
01:34:05,341 --> 01:34:06,574
Ne!

1707
01:34:06,576 --> 01:34:08,042
(TEŠKO DIŠUĆI)

1708
01:34:08,044 --> 01:34:09,610
(SMIJEH SE
I KAŠLJANJE)

1709
01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:17,518
Dakle, želite reći...

1710
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:22,390
nakon svega ovoga,
ne možeš me popraviti?

1711
01:34:22,392 --> 01:34:24,525
Zvuči još gluplje
kad to kažeš.

1712
01:34:24,527 --> 01:34:26,460
Kao neka vrsta gluposti
koji priznaje

1713
01:34:26,462 --> 01:34:29,630
on ne može učiniti jednu stvar
Da li ga držim na životu?

1714
01:34:33,503 --> 01:34:35,369
Zadnje riječi?

1715
01:34:37,206 --> 01:34:38,339
kako se ja zovem

1716
01:34:39,375 --> 01:34:40,508
Koga je briga?

1717
01:34:40,510 --> 01:34:41,575
KOLOS: Wade!

1718
01:34:43,212 --> 01:34:46,080
Četiri ili pet trenutaka.

1719
01:34:46,082 --> 01:34:47,815
žao mi je

1720
01:34:47,816 --> 01:34:49,549
Četiri ili pet trenutaka,
to je sve što je potrebno.

1721
01:34:50,186 --> 01:34:51,252
Do?

1722
01:34:52,155 --> 01:34:53,487
Budi heroj.

1723
01:34:54,090 --> 01:34:55,523
(STENJE)

1724
01:34:55,525 --> 01:34:58,426
Svi misle
to je posao s punim radnim vremenom.

1725
01:34:58,428 --> 01:35:00,728
Probudi se heroj,
operi zube heroj,

1726
01:35:00,730 --> 01:35:02,163
idi na posao kao heroj.

1727
01:35:02,498 --> 01:35:04,398
Nije istina.

1728
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:07,601
Tijekom života, postoje
samo četiri ili pet trenutaka

1729
01:35:07,603 --> 01:35:10,237
to je stvarno važno.

1730
01:35:10,239 --> 01:35:12,673
Trenuci kada si
ponudio izbor.

1731
01:35:12,675 --> 01:35:15,443
Da se žrtvujem,
pobijediti manu,

1732
01:35:15,445 --> 01:35:17,078
spasi prijatelja...

1733
01:35:17,513 --> 01:35:20,681
poštedi neprijatelja.

1734
01:35:20,683 --> 01:35:22,249
U ovim trenucima...

1735
01:35:23,019 --> 01:35:26,420
sve ostalo otpada.

1736
01:35:26,422 --> 01:35:29,423
Onako kako nas svijet vidi.

1737
01:35:29,425 --> 01:35:30,491
Način na koji mi...

1738
01:35:31,394 --> 01:35:33,027
(POVRAĆANJE)

1739
01:35:34,630 --> 01:35:35,763
zašto

1740
01:35:37,033 --> 01:35:39,100
Nastavili ste brbljati.

1741
01:35:39,102 --> 01:35:42,169
Naravno, možda sam zapeo u potrazi
kao somun od feferona...

1742
01:35:42,171 --> 01:35:45,206
ali barem fuckface
neće izliječiti od toga.

1743
01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:48,275
Ako nosite superherojske tajice...

1744
01:35:48,277 --> 01:35:49,677
znači poštedjeti psihopate...

1745
01:35:49,679 --> 01:35:52,046
onda možda i nisam
namjeravao ih nositi.

1746
01:35:52,048 --> 01:35:54,382
Ne prate svi
dvorana poput tebe.

1747
01:35:54,384 --> 01:35:55,483
Samo obećaj...

1748
01:35:55,485 --> 01:35:57,218
da, da,
Ja ću biti u potrazi

1749
01:35:57,220 --> 01:35:59,453
za sljedeća četiri trenutka.

1750
01:35:59,455 --> 01:36:01,188
(ŠAPUĆE) Oh, sranje.

1751
01:36:01,190 --> 01:36:04,792
Sada, ako me ispričate,
Ja sam samo dječak,

1752
01:36:04,794 --> 01:36:07,194
o stajanju
pred curom...

1753
01:36:07,196 --> 01:36:08,496
i reci joj...

1754
01:36:08,498 --> 01:36:10,564
Koji kurac
hoću li joj reći?

1755
01:36:10,566 --> 01:36:14,035
Pa, hmm,
bolje ti je da to shvatiš.

1756
01:36:15,371 --> 01:36:16,637
Ne mogu ti ni reći...
(GUNCA)

1757
01:36:16,639 --> 01:36:18,506
Zaslužio sam to.
To također.

1758
01:36:18,508 --> 01:36:20,274
Ne, ne, ne,
možda ne nethers.

1759
01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:22,243
Počni pričati!

1760
01:36:24,213 --> 01:36:26,080
žao mi je

1761
01:36:26,082 --> 01:36:28,315
Tako mi je žao.

1762
01:36:28,317 --> 01:36:30,818
(MUCA) Za sve,
Žao mi je što odlazim...

1763
01:36:32,355 --> 01:36:34,455
Žao mi je što nisam
kaubojski se prije.

1764
01:36:34,457 --> 01:36:36,290
Bilo je grubo
par godina.

1765
01:36:36,292 --> 01:36:37,358
Hrapav?

1766
01:36:45,134 --> 01:36:47,068
Živim u ludnici.

1767
01:36:48,204 --> 01:36:49,537
S 12-članom obitelji.

1768
01:36:51,274 --> 01:36:52,740
Svake večeri
žlicom zagrijemo.

1769
01:36:52,742 --> 01:36:55,810
Svi se bore za Noelle.
Ona je najdeblja.

1770
01:36:55,812 --> 01:36:57,578
Nema ništa
koje ne dijelimo.

1771
01:36:57,580 --> 01:37:01,782
Podni prostor, konac za zube,
čak i kondomi.

1772
01:37:09,792 --> 01:37:12,193
Dakle, živite u kući.

1773
01:37:20,803 --> 01:37:23,838
Trebao sam doći
i našao te prije.

1774
01:37:25,341 --> 01:37:26,674
Ali, dušo,
tip ispod ove maske,

1775
01:37:26,676 --> 01:37:29,376
on nije isti
da se sjećaš.

1776
01:37:33,616 --> 01:37:34,849
Misliš na ovu masku?

1777
01:37:54,904 --> 01:37:56,637
I ovaj.

1778
01:37:58,141 --> 01:37:59,840
U slučaju da je drugi otpao.

1779
01:38:02,745 --> 01:38:05,212
U redu.
Da, samo... Au.

1780
01:38:05,214 --> 01:38:06,814
Kao flaster,
samo daj...

1781
01:38:06,816 --> 01:38:09,150
Dug 5000.

1782
01:38:09,152 --> 01:38:10,284
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj...

1783
01:38:12,155 --> 01:38:13,420
Jeste li sigurni?

1784
01:38:15,258 --> 01:38:16,323
sigurna sam.

1785
01:38:26,536 --> 01:38:27,601
Vau.

1786
01:38:28,838 --> 01:38:30,204
Da.

1787
01:38:36,879 --> 01:38:38,412
hej

1788
01:38:40,550 --> 01:38:42,783
Nakon kratkog
razdoblje prilagodbe...

1789
01:38:42,785 --> 01:38:44,785
i hrpa pića...

1790
01:38:46,255 --> 01:38:48,289
to je lice...

1791
01:38:52,595 --> 01:38:54,361
Rado ću sjesti.

1792
01:39:01,671 --> 01:39:05,306
Nisam isti
ni ispod ovog odijela.

1793
01:39:05,308 --> 01:39:06,740
Ne.

1794
01:39:06,742 --> 01:39:08,742
Super-penis.

1795
01:39:08,744 --> 01:39:10,844
KOLOSI:
Hajde, Wade. Jezik.

1796
01:39:10,846 --> 01:39:12,413
Mladi je prisutan.

1797
01:39:13,416 --> 01:39:15,349
Što još radiš?

1798
01:39:15,351 --> 01:39:17,952
Gubi se odavde.
Idi i budi koristan!

1799
01:39:17,954 --> 01:39:20,821
Ti, idi i budi pravi
veliki brat nekome.

1800
01:39:20,823 --> 01:39:22,656
Reci Beastu da prestane
sranje po mom travnjaku.

1801
01:39:22,658 --> 01:39:24,625
a ti,
pileći rezanci...

1802
01:39:24,627 --> 01:39:26,527
Ništa se ne može usporediti s vama.

1803
01:39:26,529 --> 01:39:28,629
Sinead O'Connor, 1990.
oprosti

1804
01:39:28,631 --> 01:39:31,465
To je u redu.
super si

1805
01:39:31,467 --> 01:39:32,666
(GASPS)

1806
01:39:33,336 --> 01:39:34,935
Što dovraga?

1807
01:39:34,937 --> 01:39:38,505
To nije bilo zločesto.
Ponosan sam na tebe!

1808
01:39:38,507 --> 01:39:41,675
Napravit ćemo X-Mana
od tebe još, Wade.

1809
01:39:41,677 --> 01:39:42,977
Na trenutak tamo,

1810
01:39:42,979 --> 01:39:44,812
činilo se da smo
tri robota mini-lava...

1811
01:39:44,814 --> 01:39:47,248
okupljajući se u obliku
jedan super robot.

1812
01:39:47,883 --> 01:39:49,283
Postoji glupa.

1813
01:39:49,285 --> 01:39:50,384
Da.

1814
01:39:53,689 --> 01:39:58,259
A sada, na trenutak
Sve sam čekao.

1815
01:40:01,797 --> 01:40:02,963
dođi ovamo

1816
01:40:05,901 --> 01:40:07,701
(SVIRA POP GLAZBA)

1817
01:40:10,940 --> 01:40:12,806
(SMIJEH SE)

1818
01:40:12,808 --> 01:40:15,843
Wham! Kao što je obećano.

1819
01:40:21,017 --> 01:40:22,816
(MUŠKARAC VOKALIZIRA)

1820
01:40:28,824 --> 01:40:30,424
WADE: <i>Vidiš?</i>

1821
01:40:30,426 --> 01:40:33,694
<i>Ne moraš biti
superheroj da dobije djevojku.</i>

1822
01:40:33,696 --> 01:40:36,997
<i>Prava će djevojka izvući
heroj u tebi.</i>

1823
01:40:36,999 --> 01:40:40,634
<i>Završimo ovo
epski široki kadar. Izvucite.</i>

1824
01:40:40,636 --> 01:40:42,336
<i>Evo ga, to izgleda lijepo.</i>

1825
01:40:42,338 --> 01:40:43,470
<i>To će biti
o jedinoj stvari</i>

1826
01:40:43,472 --> 01:40:44,772
<i>to se povlači večeras.</i>

1827
01:40:44,774 --> 01:40:48,008
<i>Tko ne voli
sretan kraj, ha?</i>

1828
01:40:48,010 --> 01:40:49,677
<i>'Do sljedećeg puta, ovo je</i>

1829
01:40:49,679 --> 01:40:51,912
<i>vaše prijateljsko susjedstvo
tip s bazena pjeva...</i>

1830
01:40:51,914 --> 01:40:54,415
<i>♪ Nikad više neću plesati</i>

1831
01:40:54,417 --> 01:40:57,885
<i>♪ Način na koji sam plesala s tobom ♪</i>

1832
01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:56,276
Naslovio Deluxe

1833
01:47:07,790 --> 01:47:09,356
Još si ovdje?

1834
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:15,062
Gotovo je. Idi kući.

1835
01:47:16,765 --> 01:47:19,232
Oh, očekuješ
najava za <i>Deadpool 2.</i>

1836
01:47:19,234 --> 01:47:22,069
Pa nemamo
takav novac.

1837
01:47:22,071 --> 01:47:25,105
Što očekuješ?
Sam Jackson će se pojaviti?

1838
01:47:25,107 --> 01:47:27,874
S povezom na oku i drskom
mali kožni broj?

1839
01:47:27,876 --> 01:47:29,443
Ići. Ići.

1840
01:47:34,783 --> 01:47:36,550
Oh.

1841
01:47:36,551 --> 01:47:38,318
Ali mogu ti reći jednu stvar,
i to je pomalo tajna.

1842
01:47:38,320 --> 01:47:41,488
Za nastavak,
imat ćemo Cable.

1843
01:47:41,490 --> 01:47:44,057
Nevjerojatan lik.
Bionička ruka, putovanje kroz vrijeme.

1844
01:47:44,059 --> 01:47:45,225
Nemamo pojma
koga ćemo još ubaciti,

1845
01:47:45,227 --> 01:47:46,359
ali to može biti bilo tko.

1846
01:47:46,361 --> 01:47:47,994
Samo treba veliki tip
s ravnim vrhom.

1847
01:47:47,996 --> 01:47:49,796
Mogao bi biti Mel Gibson,
Dolph Lundgren...

1848
01:47:49,798 --> 01:47:52,232
Keira Knightley.
Ona ima domet. Tko zna.

1849
01:47:52,234 --> 01:47:53,800
Uglavnom, velika tajna. Ššš...

1850
01:47:53,802 --> 01:47:55,836
Oh, i ne ostavljaj svoju
smeće svuda okolo.

1851
01:47:55,838 --> 01:47:58,238
To je totalni kreten.

1852
01:47:59,141 --> 01:48:00,273
Ići.